搞笑的的英文句子说说心情

搞笑的的英文句子说说心情

1. 心情短语,英文的

——当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空；当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。

When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you——我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。 I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. ——我安慰自己，虽然在最底最底的位置，看不到花儿绽放是的艳丽，然而却总不会错过花瓣飘落时在风中悠扬飞舞的浪漫。

I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind. ——我相信了你编写的童话，自己就成了童话中幽蓝的花。 I believe in the fairy story u wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story. ——幸福的关键不在与找到一个完美的人，而在找到任何一个人，然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。

The key for happiness is not find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him. ——与其等到别人来爱你，不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些，如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己，那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢？ It's better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today u don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow？ ——宽恕，原谅并不代表忘记，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一条生路。孤单不是有没有朋友的关系，而是有没有住在你的心里。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart. ——事实上，这个世界不符合所有人的梦想。只是有人可以学会遗忘，有人却坚持。

The fact is that the world is out of everyone's expectation. But some learn to forget, but others insist. ——在这世界上无所谓偶然，只是伪装成偶然的必然。 In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. ——偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。

Sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching. 天爷叻 累死我了 我只是按我的审美帮你找了 你还有什么要求欢迎追问。

2. 描写心情的英语句子

what a bad day for me

what a pity

how terrible!!

I am in an ill humor.

我心情不好。

I'm in a bad mood

I'm in foul temper

I'm feeling rather blue

I"m in that low frame of mind.

I"m in a bad temper

lost，失落drowsy，心情低下

伤心

grief

grieve

hurt

smart from

teen

3. 英语有什么有趣的句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？

这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）

4. 关于开心的英语句子

Learning English is a like a happy journey. You start from where you know nothing or little about English, and on the way you come to learn words, sentences, grammar, sound, and learn how to read and to speak. Until one day you could talk with people in English! Imagine how happy you will be. So we all can see that learning English is a happy thing.

学习英语就像是一个快乐之旅，开始时你对英语一无所知，或者所知不多。在学习的旅途上，你慢慢学习了词汇、句子、语法、发音，学会了阅读和听说，直到有一天你可以用英语和人们交谈了！想想你该是多么的开心快乐。所以我们说，学习英语是一件快乐的事情。

5. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

6. 经典英文骂人的话语

骂人的词很多，文明一点的如：1、滚开： （1）Go to Jericho！滚蛋！滚开！ （2）Get out of my way (3)Roll (4)Be gone!(5)Cut your capers！滚开！去你的！（6）Go along with you now! You are in my way！滚开！你碍我事了。

（7） Get you gone!2、贱人bitch3、王八蛋son of a bitch 1. Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不该那样做！ 5. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！ 7. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy！ 你疯了！ 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike！ 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。 20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you！ 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。

24. You stupid jerk！ 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。

27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up！ 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want？ 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking？ 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says？ 谁说的？ 35. That's what you think！ 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

37. What did you say？ 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滚蛋。

42. Don't give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。 43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。

44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。 45. You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。

46. You bastard！ 你这杂种！ 47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。 48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。

49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。 50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。

51. I can't help it. 我没办法。 52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。

53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听！ 54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。

56. Who do you think you're talking to？ 你以为你在跟谁说话？ 57. Look at this mess！ 看看这烂摊子！ 58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth？ 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？ 60. I'm about to explode！ 我肺都快要气炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot！ 真是白痴一个！ 62. I'm not going to put up with this！ 我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again！ 我再也不要见到你！ 64. That's terrible. 真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you've done！ 看看你都做了些什么！ 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人！ 68. I'll never forgive you！ 我永远都不会饶恕你！ 69. Don't nag me！ 别在我面前唠叨！ 70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。

71. You're such a bitch！ 你这个婊子！ 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around！ 别鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business！ 管好你自己的事！ 74. You're just a good for nothing bum！ 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！ 75. You've gone too far！ 你太过分了！ 76. I loathe you！ 我讨厌你！ 77. I detest you！ 我恨你！ 78. Get the hell out of here！ 滚开！ 79. Don't be that way！ 别那样！ 80. Can't you do anything right？ 成事不足，败事有余。 81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。

82. Don't touch me！ 别碰我！ 83. Get away from me！ 离我远一点儿！ 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。

85. You're a joke！ 你真是一个小丑！ 86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。 87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。

88. We're through. 我们完了！ 89. Look at the mess you've made！ 你搞得一团糟！ 90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的胆子！ 92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。

93. I can't take you any more！ 我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I'm telling you for the last time！ 我最后再告诉你一次！ 95. I could kill you！ 我宰了你！ 96. That's the stupidest thing I've everheard！ 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！ （比尔•盖茨常用） 97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢！ 98. You never tell the truth！ 你。

7. 比较搞笑的英语签名

A; How are you ?

怎么是你，

B: how old are you?

怎么老是你？

A: You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

B: You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together .

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

A: You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

B; I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。

8. 求有趣的英语句子

1Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？

这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题

高情商的幽默短句笑话 高情商的幽默风趣句子

1.在人生的牌局中，发牌的是上帝，打牌的却是我们自己。

2.别把自己想的太伟大，要知道，在别人的世界里，不管你做得多好，你都只是个配角而已。

3.我一般下午才出现，不然你早晚得爱上我。

4.世界是我们的，也是那些孩子们的，但迟早是那帮孙子们的！

5.西游记告诉我们，有背景的妖怪都会被领导救走，没背景的才被一棒打死！

6.和老爸上超市，看见路边有一男一女在要饭，我们绕行过去老爸感叹道：连要饭的都有媳妇了。我笑答：他应该是有老婆之后才去要饭的。

7.最近在网上买了一盒面膜粉，要用蜂蜜或者酸奶调制，面膜到了，我就到超市里买了一盒酸奶。当我打开酸奶的时候，我感觉脸没有那么重要了。

8.如果有人问我，那些艰难的岁月是怎么熬过来的。我只有一句话回答：有一种强大的精神力量支撑着我，叫“想死又不敢”。

9.别人都是笑起来很好看，但是你却不一样，你是看起来很好笑。

10.所谓进退两难，就是抬头有抬头纹，低头有双下巴！

11.很多时候你不逼自己一把，你都知道自己还有把事情搞砸的本事。

12.只要有快递还在路上，就感觉这生活还有点希望！

13.考数学就像医生给垂死的病人做手术，反正出来第一句是我尽力了。

14.女人说到底还是感性的，对各种小动物毫无免疫力，例如布加迪威龙，悍马，捷豹，陆虎，宝马等，当然，还有天猫。

15.我们这边有名的小吃“羊杂碎”！每次去老板总会问：“几个杂碎啊？”，“四个！”，“四个都是纯杂碎吗？”，“是的！”。

16.现在AA制我都去不起了，我发明了个AAB制。就是你们AA，我腆个B脸去。

17.两个人能否长久在一起，三观很重要，但对于吃货来说，三餐更重要。

18.“以后别再问我是不是单身狗，我们神仙跟凡人谈恋爱是触犯天条的！”“咋地，现在单身狗还能进化成哮天犬啊？”

19.孤单的时候就打开钱包看看，心里瞬间就平衡了。至少我还有个钱包，而钱包却什么都没有！

20.在电梯里放了一个闷屁，我喊了声“什么东西糊了”，于是一电梯的人把我的屁吸干净了。

21.一直以为自己冰雪聪明、天资不凡，直到去了驾校学车！

22.女朋友说我太娘了，我很火大，想着跟她大吵一架她就不嫌我娘了，结果最后没吵过她，还被她给气哭了。

23.考完英语听力，我就悟出一个道理：有些话，只说给懂的人听。

24.化妆这事儿啊，二十五岁之前都是靠系统自带的胶原蛋白打天下，三十岁一过，基本上就都成了人民币玩家。

25.为了防止我下个月又乱花钱，我提前把钱花完了，两袖清风，一身正气。

26.不知道半年发一次说说的人怎么做到的，我一天不发说说都觉得我的才华无处施展。

27.踩到香蕉皮摔倒了，一定要爬起来继续踩，踩烂掉它就不滑了。

28.结婚前夜，老爸递我一木盒：儿子，这是咱家的祖传之宝，传男不传女，你一定要妥善保管阿。我慎重地打开盒子，只见里面装着一对护膝……

29.做什么事都要试试啊，不试怎么知道自己原来真的干啥啥不行呢。

30.从年初的一无所有，到年终的身无分文，勿忘初心，一年白忙！