英文搞笑的句子说说心情短语

英文搞笑的句子说说心情短语

1. 心情短语,英文的

——当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空；当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。

When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you——我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。 I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. ——我安慰自己，虽然在最底最底的位置，看不到花儿绽放是的艳丽，然而却总不会错过花瓣飘落时在风中悠扬飞舞的浪漫。

I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind. ——我相信了你编写的童话，自己就成了童话中幽蓝的花。 I believe in the fairy story u wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story. ——幸福的关键不在与找到一个完美的人，而在找到任何一个人，然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。

The key for happiness is not find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him. ——与其等到别人来爱你，不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些，如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己，那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢？ It's better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today u don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow？ ——宽恕，原谅并不代表忘记，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一条生路。孤单不是有没有朋友的关系，而是有没有住在你的心里。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart. ——事实上，这个世界不符合所有人的梦想。只是有人可以学会遗忘，有人却坚持。

The fact is that the world is out of everyone's expectation. But some learn to forget, but others insist. ——在这世界上无所谓偶然，只是伪装成偶然的必然。 In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. ——偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。

Sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching. 天爷叻 累死我了 我只是按我的审美帮你找了 你还有什么要求欢迎追问。

2. qq英语搞笑个性签名

。.额。这搞笑的不怎么知道..不过嘛..电锯惊魂里面的经典话

live or die , make your choice （生或者死，做出你的选择 差不多就这意思了）

然后呢。. 记得lonely里面的歌词挺好的

Runnin' out of time I see who's fake （日久见人心。.）

If I ever should fall , I could count on you with no fear（如果我跌倒，我不会害怕 因为有你能让我依靠。）

After a fuss and fight Tears in my eyes I'm a man lookin' for the light （带着伤痕和泪水去寻找光明。.）

Your ass is late so look for the line （你来晚了就要排队..）

这些差不多吧。如果喜欢可以去找找 其实很多问题百度上都可以找到答案的。.

3. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

4. 有什么英文的个性签名来表达各式各样的心情

2008英文个性签名 11.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

伤感心情短语 11.One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.12.人的一生，有两种遗憾最折磨人：一是得不到你心爱的人；二是心爱的人得不到幸福。12.During the whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don't get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy.13.生活在没有的你的世界，比任何一种惩罚都要痛苦，你知道吗，对我而言，你是任何人都无法取代的。

13.To live in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. Do you know that no one can replace you in my heart?14.你的诞生带给我希望，而我希望带给你幸福。英语经典语句14.Your birth gives me hope and I hope to give you happiness.15.我将暴风般的爱情藏在心底，那是为了不给对方任何心理压力，我的爱情越是珍贵，相对地，也越珍惜别人的爱情。

15.I hide my storm-like love in my heart just not to give you any pressure. The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love from others.签名客栈16.爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。16.If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.17.你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。

17.The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. 英文个人签名18.暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。英文爱情.签.名客栈18.To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly.19.女性在所有礼物中，认为花朵最有价值的原因：是因为男性在送花给女性的时候必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。

英文个人签名 19.The reason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among other gifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowers in streets before sending them to girls.20.只有跟你在一起的时候我才是活着的，我一个人的时候，就连最耀眼的太阳也失去光彩！20.I am alive only when I am with you. When I am alone, the most dazzling sun seems to have lost the brilliance.。

5. 经典英文骂人的话语

骂人的词很多，文明一点的如：1、滚开： （1）Go to Jericho！滚蛋！滚开！ （2）Get out of my way (3)Roll (4)Be gone!(5)Cut your capers！滚开！去你的！（6）Go along with you now! You are in my way！滚开！你碍我事了。

（7） Get you gone!2、贱人bitch3、王八蛋son of a bitch 1. Stop complaining！ 别发牢骚！ 2. You make me sick！ 你真让我恶心！ 3. What's wrong with you？ 你怎么回事？ 4. You shouldn't have done that！ 你真不该那样做！ 5. You're a jerk！ 你是个废物/混球！ 6. Don't talk to me like that！ 别那样和我说话！ 7. Who do you think you are？ 你以为你是谁？ 8. What's your problem？ 你怎么回事啊？ 9. I hate you！ 我讨厌你！ 10. I don't want to see your face！ 我不愿再见到你！ 11. You're crazy！ 你疯了！ 12. Are you insane/crazy/out of your mind？ 你疯了吗？（美国人绝对常用！） 13. Don't bother me. 别烦我。 14. Knock it off. 少来这一套。

15. Get out of my face. 从我面前消失！ 16. Leave me alone. 走开。 17. Get lost.滚开！ 18. Take a hike！ 哪儿凉快哪儿歇着去吧。

19. You piss me off. 你气死我了。 20. It's none of your business. 关你屁事！ 21. What's the meaning of this？ 这是什么意思？ 22. How dare you！ 你敢！ 23. Cut it out. 省省吧。

24. You stupid jerk！ 你这蠢猪！ 25. You have a lot of nerve. 脸皮真厚。 26. I'm fed up. 我厌倦了。

27. I can't take it anymore. 我受不了了！（李阳老师常用） 28. I've had enough of your garbage. 我听腻了你的废话。 29. Shut up！ 闭嘴！ 30. What do you want？ 你想怎么样？ 31. Do you know what time it is？ 你知道现在都几点吗？ 32. What were you thinking？ 你脑子进水啊？ 33. How can you say that？ 你怎么可以这样说？ 34. Who says？ 谁说的？ 35. That's what you think！ 那才是你脑子里想的！ 36. Don't look at me like that. 别那样看着我。

37. What did you say？ 你说什么？ 38. You are out of your mind. 你脑子有毛病！ 39. You make me so mad.你气死我了啦。 40. Drop dead. 去死吧！ 41. **** off. 滚蛋。

42. Don't give me your ****. 别跟我胡扯。 43. Don't give me your excuses/ No more excuses. 别找借口。

44. You're a pain in the ass. 你这讨厌鬼。 45. You're an asshole. 你这缺德鬼。

46. You bastard！ 你这杂种！ 47. Get over yourself. 别自以为是。 48. You're nothing to me. 你对我什么都不是。

49. It's not my fault. 不是我的错。 50. You look guilty. 你看上去心虚。

51. I can't help it. 我没办法。 52. That's your problem. 那是你的问题。

53. I don't want to hear it. 我不想听！ 54. Get off my back. 少跟我罗嗦。 55. Give me a break. 饶了我吧。

56. Who do you think you're talking to？ 你以为你在跟谁说话？ 57. Look at this mess！ 看看这烂摊子！ 58. You're so careless. 你真粗心。 59. Why on earth didn't you tell me the truth？ 你到底为什么不跟我说实话？ 60. I'm about to explode！ 我肺都快要气炸了！ 61. What a stupid idiot！ 真是白痴一个！ 62. I'm not going to put up with this！ 我再也受不了啦！ 63. I never want to see your face again！ 我再也不要见到你！ 64. That's terrible. 真糟糕！ 65. Just look at what you've done！ 看看你都做了些什么！ 66. I wish I had never met you. 我真后悔这辈子遇到你！ 67. You're a disgrace. 你真丢人！ 68. I'll never forgive you！ 我永远都不会饶恕你！ 69. Don't nag me！ 别在我面前唠叨！ 70. I'm sick of it. 我都腻了。

71. You're such a bitch！ 你这个婊子！ 72. Stop screwing/ fooling/ messing around！ 别鬼混了！ 73. Mind your own business！ 管好你自己的事！ 74. You're just a good for nothing bum！ 你真是一个废物！/ 你一无是处！ 75. You've gone too far！ 你太过分了！ 76. I loathe you！ 我讨厌你！ 77. I detest you！ 我恨你！ 78. Get the hell out of here！ 滚开！ 79. Don't be that way！ 别那样！ 80. Can't you do anything right？ 成事不足，败事有余。 81. You're impossible. 你真不可救药。

82. Don't touch me！ 别碰我！ 83. Get away from me！ 离我远一点儿！ 84. Get out of my life. 我不愿再见到你。/ 从我的生活中消失吧。

85. You're a joke！ 你真是一个小丑！ 86. Don't give me your attitude. 别跟我摆架子。 87. You'll be sorry. 你会后悔的。

88. We're through. 我们完了！ 89. Look at the mess you've made！ 你搞得一团糟！ 90. You've ruined everything. 全都让你搞砸了。 91. I can't believe your never. 你好大的胆子！ 92. You're away too far. 你太过分了。

93. I can't take you any more！ 我再也受不了你啦！ 94. I'm telling you for the last time！ 我最后再告诉你一次！ 95. I could kill you！ 我宰了你！ 96. That's the stupidest thing I've everheard！ 那是我听到的最愚蠢的事！ （比尔•盖茨常用） 97. I can't believe a word you say. 我才不信你呢！ 98. You never tell the truth！ 你。

6. 英语有什么有趣的句子

1. Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you. 麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

第一、四个trouble是动词，第二、三个trouble是名词。

2. I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong. 我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

第一个that是连词，引起宾语从句；第二、五个that是指示代词“那个”；第三个that在这儿相当于名词；第四个that是关系代词，引起定语从句。

3. I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know. 我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

4. We must hang together, or we'll be hanged separately. 我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

这是一句双关语。前面的hang together是“团结一致”的意思，后面的hanged是“绞死”的意思。

5. The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog. 那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。

6. Was it a bar or a bat I saw？ 我看到的是酒吧还是蝙蝠？

这是一句回文句，顺着读和倒着读是一样的。

7. 上联： To China for china, China with china, dinner on china. 去中国买瓷器，中国有瓷器，吃饭靠瓷器。

下联：到前门买前门，前门没前门，后门有前门。

这是一副对仗工整、妙趣横生的英汉对联。下联中的第二、四、五个“前门”指“大前门”香烟。

8. 2B or not 2B, that is a ?

这是一种文字简化游戏。它的意思是：To be or not to be, that is a question. （生存还是毁灭，那是一个问题。）

7. 英语幽默短句

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry.

没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。

3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.

纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world.

对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you.

不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。

7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have.

爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful.

在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened.

不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

8. 英语的一些比较有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

9. 心情英语句子大全

1:i need to believe love can last。

我真的想去相信爱是可以长久的。2:the worst way to miss some one is to be sitting right beside him knowing you can't have him.想念一个人最糟糕的方式就是坐在他身旁，而知道你不能拥有他。

3:look into my eyes - you will see what you mean to me. 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。4:never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile.纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。

5:6:a person rich money is not certain, but if the man is not a dream, the poor people.一个人有钱没钱不一定，但如果这个人没有了梦想，这个人穷定了。7:love. i fell in love with it so lonely.爱情.它让我爱上寂寞。

8:Wish you a whole world of happiness now that your birthday is here. May your memories today be warm ones. May your dreams today be dear. may your joy last through the year.愿你的生日充满无穷的快乐，愿你今天的回忆温馨，愿你今天的梦想甜美，愿你这一年称心如意！9:understand their own strengths, to choose the life occupation orientation; practice their strengths, to accomplish his career.了解自己的长项，才能选准人生的职业方向；练好自己的长项，才能成就自己的事业。10:the burning log bursts in flame and cries---"this is my flower, my death." 燃烧的木料发出熊熊火焰，喊着："这是我的花，我的死亡."。

摘抄英文电影美句，附幽默点评

好电影很多，电影美句更不少，我们来摘抄一些：

1、Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. 生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。（阿甘正传）

点评：对于未知，有人充满恐惧，有人充满期待，有人充满兴奋，有人充满迷茫。其实，如果没有未知，生命、生活才是最大的无情和无聊。所以，我们应该用期待的态度，迎接每一天的太阳。

2、I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze. 我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。（阿甘正传）

点评：不管是命定，还是随风飘荡，我们要做的就是：保持一颗积极向上的、好奇的心，去快乐地生活。

3、You have got to put the past behind you before you can move on. 放下包袱，继续前进。（阿甘正传）

点评：放下过去的包袱，轻装上阵。往往回过头来，你会发现，原来过去的所谓包袱，也是生命长河中的点缀。它让你成长，让你成熟，让生命更加精彩。

4、If there is anything you need I will not be far away. 如果你需要什么，我会马上就到。（阿甘正传）

点评：真心地爱着一个人，24小时般的贴心服务，使命必达，这是多么一件令人幸福的事情啊，双方都是！爱者，动力满满；被爱者，幸福满满。

5、Nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan. 没有事情随随便便发生，都是计划的一部分。（阿甘正传）

点评：没有人能随随便便成功。所有的付出都会有回报。所以，只管去努力、去规划、去奋斗。不要得过且过，要有计划。

6、I'm not a smart man ,but I know what love is. 我并不聪明，但我知道什么是爱情。（阿甘正传）

点评：爱情跟脑关系不大，跟心关系更大。所以爱情不是斤斤计较，不是尔虞我诈。爱情是互相呵护、互相包容。

7、If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away. 你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。（阿甘正传）

点评：有时候，不要逞强做无用功，君子不立于危墙之下，有些烦恼无需多想，只要抛开、跑开。

8、You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. 你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。（肖申克的救赎）

点评：追求自由是最快乐的。无拘无束的欢喜，无与伦比。财富自由、时间自由、健康自由。

9、Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. 希望是一个好东西，也许是最好的，好东西是不会消亡的。（肖申克的救赎）

点评：无论何时何地，充满希望，自然就会有所改变。积极的态度，会给你惊喜。

10、After all, tomorrow is another day. 不管怎样，明天又是全新的一天。（乱世佳人）

点评：是啊，明天又是新的一天，充满希望，抛弃包袱，积极向上，享受每一天。

11、I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的，不知会遇见什么人，会有什么样的结局。（泰坦尼克号）

点评：喜欢自由的人，也喜欢未知，未知虽然不一定带来惊喜，但这就是生活的真谛。

12、To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。（泰坦尼克号）

点评：不要浪费每一天，每一天都值得努力和感受。

13、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关词语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 /联系。（卡菲猫）

点评：穷在闹市无人问，富在深山有远亲。社会就是这么现实。

14、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 你的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。（卡菲猫）

点评：这句很幽默啊，原意是有梦想才有将来，却被表达成要做梦才有将来，所以继续睡懒觉。这个好，下次你女朋友叫你起床，你就用这句回她。

15、Save water. So shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

点评：这是真正的老司机语录啊，把啥啥说到环保的高度，牛！

16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

点评：职场老油条，哈哈哈！

以上就是摘抄的英文电影美句啦。