小屁孩日记里的优美句子

小屁孩日记里的优美句子

1. 《小屁孩日记》中的好句子

1、妈妈：Did owning this magazine make you a better person?

孩子：No.

妈妈：Did it make you more popular at school?

孩子：No.

妈妈：How do you feel about having owned this type of magazine now?

孩子：I feel ashamed.

妈妈：Do you have anything you want to say to women for having owned this offensive magazine?

孩子：I'm sorry women.

2、Mom said the only way I was going to be "Well-rounded" was by trying different things.

3、Dad said if I wanted a bench press, I should keep my fingers crossed for Christmas.

4.Man! I should have known there was a catch when Mom gave me that costume.

5、Like I said, Bryce is the most popular kid in our grade, so that leaves the rest of us guys scrambling for the other spots.

6、Mom is real tight with our principal, so I'll bet she stepped in and made sure I got put in the Gifted group again.

7、Greg, you'll be paired up with Fregley.

8、I don't know what the school is thinking having a wrestling unit.

So I rented a couple of video games to learn some moves. And you know what? After a while, I was really starting to got the hang of it.

9、Mom said if I wanted a weight set, I was going t have to prove that I could stick with an exercise regimen. She said I could do that by doing sit-ups and jumping jacks for two weeks.

10、A school classroom to which a group of pupils of the same grade are required to report each day.

11、Another great perk is that you get to show up ten minutes late for first period.

2. 小屁孩日记有哪些好句子

有时候，对于那些对你有意义的人，值得你放下身段去挽回。——《小屁孩日记》

Just so you know，有史以来，自从该隐杀了兄长却未被处罚，坏人就一直逍遥法外，i didn't give them a

big thumb，因一般坏人身手都不够快，in the end they'll all be accounted

for.依然超Man的Cage，被毁了容，戴上墨镜还是暴酷的英雄.traveling light，却是一份重金属牛排，周末重口味的帅！（小屁孩日记）

3. 小屁孩日记有哪些好句子

有时候，对于那些对你有意义的人，值得你放下身段去挽回。

——《小屁孩日记》Just so you know，有史以来，自从该隐杀了兄长却未被处罚，坏人就一直逍遥法外，i didn't give them a big thumb，因一般坏人身手都不够快，in the end they'll all be accounted for.依然超Man的Cage，被毁了容，戴上墨镜还是暴酷的英雄.traveling light，却是一份重金属牛排，周末重口味的帅！（小屁孩日记）。

4. 小屁孩日记的好词佳句

请问是《Diary of A Wimpy Kid》这本书吗？

1.I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

有一天我会成名的，但是现在我被困在了中学里面，整日和一帮笨蛋在一起。

2.How to be cool?

怎样才能酷一点？

3.It's Not A Diary. It's A Movie.

这可不是一本日记。这是一部电影。

4.You are about be late for your first of middle school.

你第一天上初中就要迟到。

5.PE is as much apart of my life as waking up in moning and going to bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education.

体育就像早上起床会上厕所一样，是我生命中的一部分。体育对于我来说不可或缺。

6.I am gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists.

我要打断你的胳膊叫你加倍奉还。

7.He isn't quite clear on the of growing up.

他并不清楚长大是什么概念。

8. I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this。

我认为我们能从中吸取有用的教训。

9. You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun of

my clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn't even

seem sorry.

你只关心你自己，你讨厌我的卡通画，你取笑我的衣服，你不尊重joshie，你弄断我的手还没一点歉意。

10Just back of ! I don't want to hurt anybody.

.退后！我不想伤害任何人。

1)He is not quite clear on the concept of growing up

2)More interested in his mind than in his body

3)This place is a glorified holding pen

4)Mybe because they do not know how awesom you really are

5)I am kind of in a tough situation

6)You have to trust your gut and try to do the right thing

7)Because it is our choices that make us who we are

8)I think we can both learn some valuable less one from this

9)You should be more careful who you lend your coat to

10)All those thing you think are inportant now will not be anymore

祝你开心！

5. 小屁孩日记4里的好段落

1.I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.有一天我会成名的，但是现在我被困在了中学里面，整日和一帮笨蛋在一起。

2.How to be cool？怎样才能酷一点？3.It's Not A Diary. It's A Movie.这可不是一本日记。这是一部电影。

4.You are about be late for your first of middle school.你第一天上初中就要迟到。5.PE is as much apart of my life as waking up in moning and going to bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education.体育就像早上起床会上厕所一样，是我生命中的一部分。

体育对于我来说不可或缺。6.I am gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists.我要打断你的胳膊叫你加倍奉还。

7.He isn't quite clear on the of growing up.他并不清楚长大是什么概念。8. I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this。

我认为我们能从中吸取有用的教训。9. You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun ofmy clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn't evenseem sorry.你只关心你自己，你讨厌我的卡通画，你取笑我的衣服，你不尊重joshie，你弄断我的手还没一点歉意。

10Just back of ! I don't want to hurt anybody..退后！我不想伤害任何人。1)He is not quite clear on the concept of growing up 2)More interested in his mind than in his body3)This place is a glorified holding pen 4)Mybe because they do not know how awesom you really are5)I am kind of in a tough situation 6)You have to trust your gut and try to do the right thing 7)Because it is our choices that make us who we are 8)I think we can both learn some valuable less one from this 9)You should be more careful who you lend your coat to 10)All those thing you think are inportant now will not be anymore祝你开心。

6. 小屁孩日记4里的好段落

1.I'll be famous one day, but for now I'm stuck in middle school with a bunch of morons.

有一天我会成名的，但是现在我被困在了中学里面，整日和一帮笨蛋在一起。

2.How to be cool?

怎样才能酷一点？

3.It's Not A Diary. It's A Movie.

这可不是一本日记。这是一部电影。

4.You are about be late for your first of middle school.

你第一天上初中就要迟到。

5.PE is as much apart of my life as waking up in moning and going to bathroom. I live and breathe Physical Education.

体育就像早上起床会上厕所一样，是我生命中的一部分。体育对于我来说不可或缺。

6.I am gonna rip off your arms and punch you in the face with your own fists.

我要打断你的胳膊叫你加倍奉还。

7.He isn't quite clear on the of growing up.

他并不清楚长大是什么概念。

8. I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this。

我认为我们能从中吸取有用的教训。

9. You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun of

my clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn't even

seem sorry.

你只关心你自己，你讨厌我的卡通画，你取笑我的衣服，你不尊重joshie，你弄断我的手还没一点歉意。

10Just back of ! I don't want to hurt anybody.

.退后！我不想伤害任何人。

1)He is not quite clear on the concept of growing up

2)More interested in his mind than in his body

3)This place is a glorified holding pen

4)Mybe because they do not know how awesom you really are

5)I am kind of in a tough situation

6)You have to trust your gut and try to do the right thing

7)Because it is our choices that make us who we are

8)I think we can both learn some valuable less one from this

9)You should be more careful who you lend your coat to

10)All those thing you think are inportant now will not be anymore

祝你开心！

7. 小屁孩日记二年级趣事多好词好句

我生活在一个幸福的家庭，我的家庭经常发生一些有趣的事情。

有一次，我们吃过晚饭以后，全家人坐在沙发上看电视，妈妈拿着摇控器在找好看的节目，可是，翻遍了所有的频道也没找到特别好看的。我就对妈妈说：“妈妈，我们来玩‘石头、剪刀、布’的游戏吧！”妈妈高兴地答应了。

我提议：谁输了，谁就要让对方刮一下鼻子。 游戏开始了，我出一把剪刀，妈妈出了一块布，第一场我赢了。

我用力刮了一下妈妈的鼻子。第二场比赛又开始了，我出了一块石头，妈妈出了一把剪刀，第二场比赛我又赢了。

第三场比赛又开始了，妈妈将她的手躲藏在身后，半天不肯拿出来。我对妈妈说：“妈妈，这次我一定要再赢您，实现三连胜。”

妈妈却对我说：“孩子，不要骄傲哦。”我才不管呢，说着我就出了一块布，我真没想到妈妈想了半天，做了半天动作，居然没有变化，还是出了一把剪刀。

第三场比赛妈妈赢了，妈妈轻轻的刮了一下我的鼻子。然后说：“谁叫你骄傲呢！”我不服，叫着：“我们再来，再来……”我们玩了近半个小时，结果，妈妈的鼻子被我刮红了。

我的家庭趣事很有意思吧。

8. 征集电影小屁孩日记可爱台词

Greg: Well, that's really nice. So, listen. It's kind of funny, you

know, the whole Safety Patrol thing.

Roly: Yeah?

Greg: Ready for the funny part? Well, I am the one who terrorized

those kids.

And I think we can both learn some valuable lessons from this. Like I

should be more careful what I do in front of Mrs. Irvine's house.

And you, well, you should be more careful who you lend your coat to.

Roly: You know what, Greg? You are not a good friend.

Greg: Whoa, how could you even say that? I'm a great friend.

Roly: If you were great friend, you would have told Mr. Winsky the truth.

Greg: Ok, one thing. You can't get mad about just …

Roly: You only care about yourself. You hated my cartoon. You made fun of

my clothes. You disrespect Joshie. You broke my hand and you didn't even

seem sorry.

Greg: That broken hand was the best thing that ever happened to you.

Roly: Don't call me. Don't come by my house. We're done.

…我找的

小屁孩日记

最后，他投降了，将那一大袋东西锁在了教师休息室里 把

游戏结束后我们有15分钟的休息时间。有几个小孩带了零食，但活动严格规定不许吃零食，我们只好偷偷摸摸地吃。

那些监护人神通广大，好像一眼就能看出谁带了零食，一会儿工夫他们就没收了95％的零食。法利先生连我藏在枕头套里的酸樱桃球都翻了出来．

我们终于明白，有个间谍出卖了我们，他就是贾斯丁，斯皮策，他的酬劳就是那些被大人没收去的零食。

现在只剩下杰弗里'张一个人还有垃圾食品，他有一大包奶酪泡芙。杰弗里心里很清楚，自己被逮住只是时间问题。所以他把自己反锁在男厕所里，趁机享受美食。可那帮大人很快就知道男厕所里的事情了，情急之下杰弗里消灭了全部证物。

休息时间过后，我们又围成一圈，迪安太太告诉我们接下来玩一个叫作“猜猜那是谁”的新游戏，她把我们分成10组，我、乔治，弗里尔、泰森，桑达斯和另外几个小孩被分到第3组。

我非常庆幸自己没有和罗利分到一组，不然就太尴尬了。

游戏是这么玩的：每组成员去另外一个房间里，拍下其中ー个组员的一张照片，照片必须是近景特写，比如说耳朵、鼻子、手之类的，然后把照片带到图书馆，让其他组的成员来猜照片上的人是谁。

迪安太太说胜出的小组毎人会获得食堂冰箱里的冰淇淋三明治一份。我得承认，这游戏听起来还挺有意思。迪安太太向各小组分发照相机时，场面一片混乱，因为我们已经有两小时之久没接触到任何高科技的东西了。

然后我们发现，这些照相机都是旧款的“拍立得”，按下快门后马上可以打印出照片。但是由于这种相机没有取景屏幕，大家都有点失望。

我们小组去了楼下的科学实验室，在那里我们可以秘密拍照。首先我们要选出出镜的人。

乔治'弗里尔说我们应该拍他的肚脐眼，可大家都觉得这太容易被人认出，乔治的肚脐眼明显外突，其他组的人一眼就能认出。

我们也试过给组里其他人拍照，但大部分照片都太容易认了。

尼奇'伍德想出镜，但他浑身上下都长着雀斑，我们在他身上愣是找不到哪个地方不会一下子就暴露谜底的。

我们给克里斯托弗'布朗菲尔德的后背拍了一张，可是我们逮住了一个第4小组偷窥的奸细，只好再换出镜的人选。

我们给泰森'桑达斯拍了好多张照片，拍得最好的一张是他弯起来的胳膊。

你甚至看不出这张照片拍的是人体哪个部位，这就是我们要的效果。

等所有小组都回到图书馆集合的时候，我们和其他组一起将照片贴在墙上。一看到其他小小组的照片，我们就知道自己胜券在握了．

有些照片太好认了，我不由得可怜起其他小组来。

事实上，甚至不要问我罗利那一组的人都想了些啥。

我们巴不得马上开始游戏的竞猜部分，因为我们知道没人能猜得出我们组的照片里的人是谁。但坦纳先生只是站在一边端详着照片。

然后，坦纳先生说他不欣赏第3组的“青少年花招”，因此 取消了我们组的参赛资格。

我们几个人你看看我，我看看你，想搞明白坦纳先生说的话是什么意思。迪安太太也很生气，她说给一个人的＂臀部＂拍照绝对不是合适的行为。

我们组没人知道＂臀部＂是什么意思，幸好我们是在图书馆里，有字典可查，说来你可能不信，这个词的意思是＂屁股”。

事实上，我们发现还有无数个单词可以做＂屁股”的代名词。

可老师们都气得七窍生烟。他们以为我们拍了谁的屁股，要是你从某个角度看这张照片，你就明白了老师们为何会犯这么一个错误了。

坦纳先生说他要给我们的家长打电话，叫他们领我们回家。他说照片里屁股的主人会有大麻烦。

我很清楚，要是坦纳先生晚上11点给我爸妈打电话，他们一定会不高兴。我看得出我们组其他几个人也在考虑同一个问题。

突然乔治'弗里尔撒腿就跑，他这一跑把大家都吓得不轻。

我们几个人也一溜烟跑了．

这下大家都自己顾自己，我和泰森'桑德斯跑到音乐室里藏起来。我们关上灯，这样就没有人会来这里找我们了。

泰森特别担心老师会叫大家脱下裤子亮出屁股排成一行，让他们拿照片逐个比照。我告诉他压根没什么好担心的，他尿尿的时候毎次都把裤衩褪到脚踝，大家早就认得他的屁股长什么样了。

我和泰森在音乐室里待了好久，不过最后还是被发现了。贾斯丁'斯皮策给几个老师当警大，把我们两个嗅了出来。