英语的幽默句子说说心情短语

英语的幽默句子说说心情短语

1. 心情短语,英文的

——当你的心真的在痛，眼泪快要流下来的时候，那就赶快抬头看看，这片曾经属于我们的天空；当天依旧是那么的广阔，云依旧那么的潇洒，那就不应该哭，因为我的离去，并没有带走你的世界。

When you feel hurt and your tears are gonna to drop. Please look up and have a look at the sky once belongs to us. If the sky is still vast, clouds are still clear, you shall not cry because my leave doesn't take away the world that belongs to you. ——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。 The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. ——离开我就别安慰我，要知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。

If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain. ——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you——我知道这世上有人在等我，但我不知道我在等谁，为了这个，我每天都非常快乐。 I know someone in the world is waiting for me, although I've no idea of who he is. But I feel happy every day for this. ——我安慰自己，虽然在最底最底的位置，看不到花儿绽放是的艳丽，然而却总不会错过花瓣飘落时在风中悠扬飞舞的浪漫。

I comfort myself like this: although I am in the lowest place, seeing now flowers blossoming, I can always witness the romance when the petals fall down and fly in the wind. ——我相信了你编写的童话，自己就成了童话中幽蓝的花。 I believe in the fairy story u wrote for me, and myself becomes the faint flower in the story. ——幸福的关键不在与找到一个完美的人，而在找到任何一个人，然后和他一起努力建立一个完美的关系。

The key for happiness is not find a perfect person, but find someone and build a perfect relationship with him. ——与其等到别人来爱你，不如自己学着努力多爱自己一些，如果今天的你没有比昨天更喜欢自己，那明天对你来说又有什么意义呢？ It's better to try hard to love yourself more than to wait someone to love u. if today u don't like yourself more than yesterday, so what's the meaning of tomorrow？ ——宽恕，原谅并不代表忘记，也不代表赦免，而是放自己一条生路。孤单不是有没有朋友的关系，而是有没有住在你的心里。

To forgive is not to forget, nor remit, but let it go; to be lonely is not becoz u have no friends, but no one is living in ur heart. ——事实上，这个世界不符合所有人的梦想。只是有人可以学会遗忘，有人却坚持。

The fact is that the world is out of everyone's expectation. But some learn to forget, but others insist. ——在这世界上无所谓偶然，只是伪装成偶然的必然。 In this world, there is no accident, but some certainty that pretends to be accident. ——偶尔要回头看看，否则永远都在追寻，而不知道自己失去了什么。

Sometimes u need to look back, otherwise u will never know what u have lost in the way of forever searching. 天爷叻 累死我了 我只是按我的审美帮你找了 你还有什么要求欢迎追问。

2. 有什么英文的个性签名来表达各式各样的心情

2008英文个性签名 11.一个人一生可以爱上很多的人，等你获得真正属于你的幸福之后，你就会明白一起的伤痛其实是一种财富，它让你学会更好地去把握和珍惜你爱的人。

伤感心情短语 11.One may fall in love with many people during the lifetime. When you finally get your own happiness, you will understand the previous sadness is kind of treasure, which makes you better to hold and cherish the people you love.12.人的一生，有两种遗憾最折磨人：一是得不到你心爱的人；二是心爱的人得不到幸福。12.During the whole life, you will regret for two things: one is that you don't get the one you love and the other is the one you love is not happy.13.生活在没有的你的世界，比任何一种惩罚都要痛苦，你知道吗，对我而言，你是任何人都无法取代的。

13.To live in a world without you is more painful than any punishment. Do you know that no one can replace you in my heart?14.你的诞生带给我希望，而我希望带给你幸福。英语经典语句14.Your birth gives me hope and I hope to give you happiness.15.我将暴风般的爱情藏在心底，那是为了不给对方任何心理压力，我的爱情越是珍贵，相对地，也越珍惜别人的爱情。

15.I hide my storm-like love in my heart just not to give you any pressure. The more precious my love is, the more I cherish the love from others.签名客栈16.爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。16.If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.17.你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。

17.The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. 英文个人签名18.暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。英文爱情.签.名客栈18.To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly.19.女性在所有礼物中，认为花朵最有价值的原因：是因为男性在送花给女性的时候必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。

英文个人签名 19.The reason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among other gifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowers in streets before sending them to girls.20.只有跟你在一起的时候我才是活着的，我一个人的时候，就连最耀眼的太阳也失去光彩！20.I am alive only when I am with you. When I am alone, the most dazzling sun seems to have lost the brilliance.。

3. 英语搞笑句子

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk？"“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours！"“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是。

4. 英语幽默短句100个

1. Money is not everything. There's Mastercard and Visa. 钞票不是万能的，毕竟有时还需要信用卡。

2. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。 3. Save water. Shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

4. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。 5. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two or more. 每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个或更多。 6. Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，毕竟幸福不是永久的嘛。

7. The wise never marry,and when they marry they become otherwise.. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 8. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。

9. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 10. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

5. 用英语说说：幽默在我们生活中的作用

Humor's role in our lives

People like to be considered humorous, but few of us actually have the sense of humor we hope we have. Some people, on the other hand, may wonder why we should bother to be humorous. These people, I am afraid, do not know the power of humor. A sense of humor can help you become a successful speaker. We can notice that there is no great speaker in the world who is not humorous. One of two humorous remarks can make the audience laugh, making your lecture an enjoyable one. A sense of humor can help you win a lot of friends. If you are humorous you will always attract alot of peoplearound you. A sense of humor canhelp to ease the tension between people. When people are about to quarrel, a humorous remark leading to laughter can help settle the problem. There are many ways to learn how to be humorous. Being together with someone who is humorous is one way. Reading some books which contain humor or humorous stories is another. But the most important way is that we should try to be optimistic about our life at present and, moreover, our life in the future.

6. 英语幽默短句

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。 3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。 5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。 7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。 9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。

7. 心情短语,英文的

——爱一个女孩子，与其为了她的幸福而放弃她，不如留住她，为她的幸福而努力。

If you love a girl, it's better to fight for her happiness than to abandon her for the sake of her happiness.——你越想知道自己是不是忘记的时候，你反而记得越清楚，我曾经听人说过，当你不能再拥有的时候，唯一可以做的就是令自己不要忘记。The more you wanna know whether you have forgotten something, the better you remember; I once heard that, the only thing you can do when you no longer have something is not to forget. 英文个人签名——暗恋一个人的心情，就像是瓶中等待发芽的种子，永远不能确定未来是否是美丽的，但却真心而倔强的等待着。

To love someone in secret is like a seed in bottle waiting for growing up, though not sure whether the future will be more beautiful, still waiting it earnestly and eagerly.——女性在所有礼物中，认为花朵最有价值的原因：是因为男性在送花给女性的时候必须克服那种把花拿在手上走在街道上的羞涩感觉。英文个人签名 The reason why girls consider flowers as the most valuable gift among other gifts is that men have to overcome the shyness of holding the flowers in streets before sending them to girls.——自己爱的人同时也爱着自己，这简直是一种奇迹，神明为这种奇迹取了一个名字，叫作恋爱。

The one you love also loves you. This is a miracle. And the god names this as falling in love with each other.——缘分不是人海中两个人的擦身，缘分是不可能的相遇。比如我是空中的鸟，你是林中的豹，只是我们碰巧相爱。

Love is not about running into each other in crowds. Love is an impossible meeting. For example, I am a bird flying in sky, u r a leopard in forest. We just fall in love accidentally.——女人心是只盛水的玻璃瓶，明明已经装的满满的，却又好像什么都没有。The heart of woman is a glass holding water. It is full but seems to have nothing inside.——我们总是要求男人有孩子一样的眼神，但要有父亲一样的能力。

最感人的爱情短句 We always ask for man to innocent as child, but able as father.——离开我就别安慰我，要32313133353236313431303231363533e78988e69d8331333332636366知道每一次缝补也会遭遇穿刺的痛。 If you leave me, please don't comfort me because each sewing has to meet stinging pain.——并不是因为安定了，所以想要结婚，就是无法与某人安定下去了，所以才要结婚。

It's not because of stability that someone wants to marry, but because of lack of stability.——如果花开了，就喜欢；如果花落了，就放弃。陪你在路上满心欢喜是因为风景，不是因为你。

If it blossoms, I will love; if not, give up. I just accompany u merrily for the sake of scenery not for you.。

8. 英语经典句子 一段话

短的也行嘛？1To the world you maybe one person, but to one person you maybe the world. 2Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in lookingtogether in the same direction.3 Absence makes the heart grow fonder.4 Forgiveness is better than revenge.5 To be trusted is a greater compliment than to be loved.6 We never know the worth of water till the well is dry.7 It is sad not to be loved, but it is much sadder not to be able to love.8 It you'd be loved, be worthy to be loved.9 If you sleep now, you'll dream but if you study now, your dream'll come true.10 The hardest work is to go idle. 11 The richest peach is highest on the tree。

9. 英语搞笑句子

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk?"

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours!"

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是

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怎么打桌球?

You have 16 balls on the table, 7 solid colored, 7 striped colored, a black 8 ball, and the white ball.

桌上有16个球，7个全色的，7个带状，一个黑的8号球，还有一个白的。

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怎么打?

You hit the white ball with your cue. The white ball hits the colored balls. And you want to get the colored balls into the pockets.

用球杆打白球，白球打到彩球。你要把彩球打进洞里。

How do you know whether you should hit the solid or the striped one?

怎么知道你要打全色球还是带状球?

At the beginning, it does not matter, but once someone gets one ball in, it is set.

开始没关系。一旦有人打进一球，就定下来了。

Can I get the black ball ins?

我可以打黑球吗?

The black ball has to be the final ball in the pockets.

黑球要最后打。

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