坐地铁发朋友圈说说 坐地铁的幽默句子说说

★☆大部分人愿意随大流，是因为逆行容易被挤倒，来自一次差点摔倒的挤地铁体验。

★☆从早上点挤地铁开始体验一天的社畜生活。

★☆天呢！经历过上班高峰期挤地铁的都是勇士！差点被挤变形，太不容易了

★☆太可怕了，大妈已经拿竹签子挤地铁了，单个独苗苗，戳在了我的胳膊上，还好穿了长袖。

★☆不吃早饭挤地铁的结果就是头晕眼花仿佛下一秒就要昏倒。

★☆每天挤地铁的时候，不仅要给自己找个站的地儿，还得给手机找个地方。

★☆每次挤地铁，燥热的空气，混杂的声音，闷臭的汗味。我都很想跳车放我出去啊。

★☆生活就是哪怕周六周日都加班，周一一大早还是得起来挤地铁。

★☆挤完公交挤地铁，我已经没有力气工作了。

★☆挤地铁真的让我分分钟卒，打车又要堵车，我想si每次挤地铁都要往反方向坐一站才能上得了地铁。

★☆上班挤地铁，周一人很多，还好自己工作轻松自由，心不累。

★☆突然想到今天要去考试，激动的睡不着了，转头一想，要去和早高峰的人去挤地铁。我的内心去崩溃。

★☆背了小时的口粮上班挤地铁，真的沉死了，可惜还是忘记带昨晚煮的咸鸡蛋了。

★☆挤地铁跟打架一样，大家都好不容易，我不想在上海了，何必活得这么累。

★☆我觉得斯文的人不适合挤地铁，不然，不喜欢跟着挤上车，又在下车的时候挤不下去，硬生生的坐过站。

★☆成年人的心酸大概就是喝醉到凌晨两点半，但还要在早上七点半起床八点十五分化好妆，出门挤地铁上班。

★☆以前早晨都是从一碗热腾腾的粉开始，现在是从气呼呼的挤地铁开始。

★☆实名感谢每次早上挤地铁，快挤不上去时用力把我推进地铁门的大爷大妈们。

★☆照这个节奏下去，我应该会因为每天挤地铁瘦掉。

★☆每周一早上挤地铁上班的时候，我真的觉得活着太难了。

★☆什么时候人们挤地铁可以像掏耳朵一样小心翼翼。

★☆我想到了一个锻炼身体的理由，为了挤地铁，要不～

★☆挤地铁胳膊差点废了，都哭出来了，疼的我打了那人一拳头，还是不解气。

每天挤地铁上班的时候，都会深深感受到这座城市强烈的生命力它充满希望，充满力量拥有未来。下面是小编精心准备的坐地铁发朋友圈说说，你也怎样的坐地铁经历呢？

★☆北京堵车堵得难受，特别是要赶高铁的时候就应该老老实实挤地铁。

坐地铁发朋友圈说说

★☆一早上班挤地铁的人，喊着别挤，这么能耐咋不去打的呢，坐啥地铁委屈自己。

★☆太难了，我连0分钟的赖床都不配泳有，还要挤地铁被蹭上不知道哪来的异味。

★☆扛着0多斤的大包挤地铁，整条命都要没了……

★☆又到了穿长袖挤地铁热，不穿长袖出地铁又冷的季节，所以到底穿什么。

★☆早上不想挤地铁就换公交了，半车全是老头老太太，刷卡器不停滴老年卡。

★☆瘫在床上，不想挤地铁，不想回学校，咸鱼的我，太难了。

适合发圈幽默的句子，搞笑逗趣，让人开心一整天

幽默上个礼拜天过得可贼爽，才花了五块钱就在地铁上看了那么多美女。

I had a great time last Sunday. I only spent five yuan to see so many beautiful women on the subway.

小时候瞧不起那些早恋的学渣，现在想想，觉得那些同学真了不起，年纪轻轻的就已经有对象了。

When I was a child, I looked down on the learning dregs of early love. Now I think those students are really great. They already have objects at a young age.

多希望接到红包的时候，打开里面写着再来一包。

I hope that when I receive the red envelope, I will open it and write another one.

越努力越幸运，真的是这样。我越努力地工作，同事就越把工作推给我，他们越幸运了呢。

The harder you work, the luckier you are, really. The harder I work, the more my colleagues put their work on me. The luckier they are.

今晚月色真美，风也温柔，仿佛都会说话，他们好像说：再不睡觉，你就等着猝死吧。

The moonlight is so beautiful tonight, and the wind is gentle. It seems that they can talk. They seem to say: if you don't sleep again, you'll wait for sudden death.

今天去看牙医，医生问我怎么牙齿磨损这么严重？我说因为我的人生都是靠咬牙撑过来的。

Today, I went to the dentist. The doctor asked me why my teeth were so worn out? I said, because my life depends on gritting my teeth.

小时候：我长大后要去帮助贫穷的人！长大后：请帮帮我…

When I was a child: I want to help the poor when I grow up! When I grow up: please help me

我想出去走走，想把自己走丢，但是又怕没人捡，我想问一下有人捡吗？高低给个回复，我好选择走丢的地方。

I want to go out and lose myself, but I'm afraid no one will pick it up. I want to ask if anyone picked it up? Give me a reply so that I can choose the lost place.

跟老爸吵架打了我一耳光，本来想问他吃饭没，缓和一下气氛，结果说成了：“你没吃饭是吧。”

I had a quarrel with my father and slapped me in the face. I wanted to ask him if he had dinner and ease the atmosphere. As a result, I said, "you didn't eat, did you?"

老师：“小明，昨天考试时你抄同桌的答案了是不是？”

小明：“是得，可你是怎么发现的呢？”

老师：“他第十题答案是‘我不知道，而你的答案是‘我也不知道。”

Teacher: "Xiao Ming, you copied the answer from your deskmate in the exam yesterday, didn't you?"

Xiao Ming: "yes, but how did you find it?"

Teacher: "his answer to question 10 is' I don't know, and your answer is' I don't know either."

又要过年了，完全不顾我有没有钱过年，说过年就过年。

It's the new year again. I don't care whether I have money or not. I said the new year would be the new year.

钱太委屈了，每个人都说爱它，却把它拿去跟别人做交易。

Money is so wronged that everyone says they love it, but they take it to trade with others.

我平时的健身方式都比较特别，就是在网上抬杠。

My usual way of fitness is quite special, that is, to raise bars on the Internet.

每当我打算开始存钱的时候，总有个声音对我说：对自己好点。这就是我一穷二白的原因。

Whenever I plan to start saving money, a voice always says to me: be good to yourself. That's why I'm poor.