优美搞笑句子英文

优美搞笑句子英文

1. 100个英语经典句子

100个太多了，我给你提供一些经供参考 1.No pains no gains！（没有痛苦就没有收获） 2.Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐） 3.While there is life ,there is hope.（有生命就有希望&留得青山在，不怕没柴烧） 4.wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand，（脑中有知识胜过手中有金钱） 5.Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴是树木深深扎根） 6.Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成） 7.The shortest answer is dong.（最简单的回答就是干） 8.All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易） 9.Great hopes make great man.（伟大的理想造就伟大的人） 10.God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者） 11.The tongue is boneless but it breaks bone，（人言可畏） 12.Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百艺而专一长） 13.East or west ,home is best.（东好西好，还是家里好） 14.Two heads are better than one，（三个臭皮匠赛过诸葛亮） 15.Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷径） 16.Contant dropping wears the stone.（滴水石穿） 17.Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（没有热情成就不了伟业） 18.Actions speak louder than words.（行动比言语更响亮） 19.better late than never.（迟做总比不做好，晚来总比不来好） 20Practice makes perfect.（熟能生巧） 补充： 我给的好像全是 谚语 追问： 可是太少了，我作业还不够呢。

哎，为了作业奋斗额。

2. 英语经典句子100个

赞美10大经典句1) You are real genius! You have a lot of talent! You are so smart！ 你真是个天才！ 你有很多天分！ 你很聪明！[你可以夸奖你的孩子，你的朋友，你的同学，你的同事！让别人充满信心！]2) You really did a good job. 你干得非常出色.[每天都可以用来夸奖别人！]3) Your English is really amazing. 你的英语真令人惊讶.4) You are a wonderful teacher! Thanks a million！ 你是个了不起的老师！ 万分[马上夸一夸你身边的同学，朋友！]感谢！[马上说给你的老师听，说给任何一个帮你学英语的人听！]5) You look great in your new outfit. 你穿这件新外衣真是帅呆了.[别人穿了新衣服，一定要用这句话赞美一下！]6) You have really good taste. 你很有品味.[千万不要在”taste”前面加”a”!]7) You're such a gentleman. You have excellent manners. 你真是个绅士. 你的举止非常优雅.[高级精品句！]8) You always know the right thing to do! You always know the right thing to say！你办事总是很得体！ 你说话总是很得体！[赞美的高级说法！]9) I admire your courage. 我很佩服你的勇气.[比如人做了件勇敢的事，马上用这句话赞美]10) I wish I could speak English as well as you do. I really envy you！我要是能讲那么好的英语该有多好啊！[绝对六星级赞美！] 感谢10大经典句1) Thanks a lot. Thanks a million！ 非常感谢.万分感谢！2) Thank you for everything. 感谢你所做的一切！[最全面的感谢！]3) Thank you for all you've done for me. 感谢你为我所做的一切.[现在完成时的高级用法，绝对卖弄！]4) Thank you so much for teaching me English. 非常感谢你教我英语.5) I don't know how to thank you enough. 我真不知道该怎么感谢你才好.6) It's very kind of you to help me. 你来帮我真是太好了.7) You're so helpful/thoughtful/considerate. 你真是乐于助人/太周到了/太体贴了.[五星级形容词considerate 考虑周到的，体贴的]8) I really appreciate you help. 非常感谢你的帮助.[感谢的高级表达法！]9) I'm very grateful to you for all of your help. 我真的很感激你所有的帮助.10) Thank you anyway./thanks all the same.还是要谢谢你.[即使别人没帮上忙，也别忘了说谢谢.]自我激励10大经典句1) There is only me in this world. 这世上只有一个我.2) I'm unique! I'm different! I'm special！ 我是独一无二的！我与众不同！3) I feel great! I feel fantastic！ 我感觉棒极了！我感觉非常奇妙！ [时刻提醒自己保持最佳状态！]4) I'm in a good mood today. 我今天心情很好.[心情不好的时候反复告诉自己这句话，很快你就会感觉好多了！]5) I'm on top of the world. 我快乐极了.6) Everything is perfect. 一切都很完美.[想最幸福的事，你就是最幸福的人.]7) I'm ready for any challenge！ 我已准备应付任何挑战！8) The future is in my hands! It's totally up to me！ 未来尽在我掌握之中！完全取决于我！[一定要有这样的信心！]9) I'm the best! I'm the greatest! I'm invincible！ 我是最好的！ 我是最伟大的！ 我是不可征服的！10) I'm born to succeed！ 我生下来就是要成功的！[这应该是我们的坚定信念！]鼓励10大经典句1) You're the best！ 你是最好的！2) You're one of a kind. 你非常特别.[这句话等于说You're unique.]3) There's no one like you. 没有人像你一样.4) Things will get better. 事情会好起来的.5) Everything will work out. 一切会好起来的.[我最喜欢使用的句子！]6) Don't worry about it. It happens. 别担心，那是常有的事.7) It's not the end of the world. 这又不是世界末日./这没有多大关系.8) Look on the bright side. 要看事情光明的一面.9) Don't give up. 别放弃/别认输！10) Hang in there. 坚持下去！/别松劲！与老外见面的10大经典句1) Welcome to China! Welcome to our city！ 欢迎到中国来！欢迎到我们的城市来！2) I hope you're enjoying your stay here 希望你在这里过的愉快.3) How long have you been in China？ 你在中国多长时间了？4) Is this your first trip to China？ 这是你第一次来中国吗？5) Are you here on business or for pleasure？ 你来这里是出差还有游玩？6) There are many interesting places here. I'd like to show you around. 这儿有很多有趣的地方，我愿意带你去看看.7) Please let me know if you need any help. 如果需要帮助，请你告诉.8) What's your impression of China so far？ 你对中国的印象如何？9) Are you used to the life here? Does the weather agree with you？ 你习惯这里的生活吗？你适应这里的气候吗？10) How do you like Chinese food? Are you used to the food here? Does the food here agree with you？ 你觉得中国菜如何？你习惯这里的食物吗？这里的食物合你的胃口吗？请老外帮忙的10大经典句1) Could you help me with my English, please？ 你能帮助我学英语吗？2) Could you please speak a little more slowly？ 你可以说慢点吗？3) How do you pronounce this word？ 这个单词怎么发音？4) How do you say this in English？ 这个用英语怎么说？5) Tell me what you 。

3. 有趣搞笑的英语句子

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise.

聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop.

爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。 （老外也保守，要摸黑办事，哈哈）

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view.

服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你贸然行动但并不妨碍你尽情的观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget.

The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn.

学的越多，知道的越多，知道的越多，忘记的越多，

忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

4. 例出十大最经典英语句子

1:The way to learn a language is to practice speaking it as often as possible. （学习一门语言的方法就是要尽量多地练习说。）

2A great man once said it is necessary to dill as much as possible,and the more you apply it in real situations,the more natural it will become. （一位伟人曾说，反复操练是非常必要的，你越多的将所学到的东西运用到实际生活中，他们就变的越自然。） 3learning any language takes a lot of effort.but don't give up. （学习任何语言都是需要花费很多努力，但不要放弃。）

4Rome wasn't built in a day.work harder and practice more.your hardworking will be rewarded by god one day.god is equal to everyone！ （冰冻三尺，非一日之寒。更加努力的学习，更加勤奋的操练，你所付出的一切将会得到上帝的报答，上帝是公平的。）

5I would also like to learn more about the culture behind the language.when you understand the cultural background,you can better use the language. （我想学习和了解更多关于语言背后的文化知识，当你理解了文化背景，你就能更好地运用语言。） 6Knowing everything is knowing nothing. 无所不知等于一无所知. 7Heart to heart,though apart from.海内存知己，天涯若比邻。

8Knowledge is power. 知识就是力量。 9Let life be beautiful like summer flower,and death like autumn tears. 让生命如夏花般绚烂，让死亡如秋叶般静美. 10No pains no gains. 不劳无获。

5. 100个英语经典句子

100个太多了，我给你提供一些经供参考

1.No pains no gains！（没有痛苦就没有收获）

2.Pain past is pleasure.（过去的痛苦就是快乐）

3.While there is life ,there is hope.（有生命就有希望&；留得青山在，不怕没柴烧）

4.wisdom in the mind is better than money in the hand，（脑中有知识胜过手中有金钱）

5.Storms make trees take deeper roots.（风暴是树木深深扎根）

6.Nothing is impossible for a willing heart.（心之所愿，无所不成）

7.The shortest answer is dong.（最简单的回答就是干）

8.All things are difficult before they are easy.（凡事必先难后易）

9.Great hopes make great man.（伟大的理想造就伟大的人）

10.God helps those who help themselves.（天助自助者）

11.The tongue is boneless but it breaks bone，（人言可畏）

12.Knowing something of everything and everything of something.（通百艺而专一长）

13.East or west ,home is best.（东好西好，还是家里好）

14.Two heads are better than one，（三个臭皮匠赛过诸葛亮）

15.Good company on the road is the shortest cut.（行路有良伴就是捷径）

16.Contant dropping wears the stone.（滴水石穿）

17.Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.（没有热情成就不了伟业）

18.Actions speak louder than words.（行动比言语更响亮）

19.better late than never.（迟做总比不做好，晚来总比不来好）

20Practice makes perfect.（熟能生巧）

我给的好像全是谚语

6. 能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子

先给几个：

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

最后给几个无敌的：

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

^_^请笑纳

7. 十句经典的英语句子

1) I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you.

我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them.

失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

3) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to.

不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。

4)

10.the best preparation for tomorrow is doing your best today.

对明天做好的准备就是今天做到最好

5) Be sure that you have never had any regrets in your life which only lasts for a few decades. Laugh or cry as you like, and it is meaningless to oppress yourself.

人生短短几十年，不要给自己留下了什么遗憾，想笑就笑，想哭就哭，该爱的时候就去爱，无谓压抑自己。

6) *Remember what should be remembered, and forget what should be forgotten. Alter what is changeable, and accept what is mutable.

记住该记住的，忘记该忘记的。改变能改变的，接受不能改变的.

7)Search for knowledge,read more,sit on your front porch and admire the view without paying attention to your needs.（寻找更多的知识，多读一些书，坐在你家的前廊里，以赞美的眼光去享受眼前的风景，不要带上任何功利的想法。）

8)Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you.（在你想了解别人也想让别人了解你之前，先完善并了解自己。）

9)Better late than nothing.（聊胜于无）

10)Don't cry because it is over,smile because it happened.（不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。）

8. 英语搞笑句子

Moneyisnoteverything.There'sMastercard&Visa.钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

Oneshouldloveanimals.Theyaresotasty.每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。Savewater.Showerwithyourgirlfriend.要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Lovetheneighbor.Butdon'tgetcaught.要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。Behindeverysuccessfulman,thereisawoman.Andbehindeveryunsuccessfulman,therearetwo.每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。

每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。Everymanshouldmarry.Afterall,happinessisnottheonlythinginlife.再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

Childreninbackseatscauseaccidents.Accidentsinbackseatscausechildren.后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。"Yourfuturedependsonyourdreams."Sogotosleep.“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

Thereshouldbeabetterwaytostartadaythanwakingupeverymorning.应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。"Hardworkneverkilledanybody."Butwhytaketherisk？"“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Workfascinatesme."Icanlookatitforhours！"“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。Whentwo'scompany,three'stheresult！两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是。

9. 优美的英语小段子

Always Have A Dream Forget about the days when its been cloudy but don't forget your hours in the sun Forget about the times you've been defeated but don't forget the victories you've won Forget about mistakes that you can't change now but don't forget the lessons that you've learned Forget about misfortunes you encounter but don't forget the time your luck has turned Forget about the days when you've been lonely but don't forget the friendly smiles you've seen Forget about the plans that didn't seem to work out but don't forget to always have a dream I work for 7up! Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving births to their babies. The nurse comes up to the first man and says, "Congratulations, you got twins." The man said "How strange, I'm the manager of Minnesota Twins." After awhile the nurse comes up to the second man and says, "Congratulations, you got triplets." Man was like "Hmmm, strange I worked as a director for the "3 musketeers." Finally, the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations, you got twins x2." Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel "4 Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy jumping all over the place, cursing God and banging his head on the wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I work for 7up"! We have seen several flowers , we have experieced the taste of love , but we have far more great pain that we fail to see the flowers which are flowering , fail to embrace the love which is tender . 我们看过鲜花，我们感受到过爱的滋味，但是我们更多时候却没有见到正在绽放的花朵，没有拥有真爱。

If I could save time in a bottle the first thing that I'd like to do is to save everyday until eternity passes away just to spend them with you if I could make days last forever if words could make wishes come true I'd save everyday like a treasure and then again I would spend them with you. 如果我能把时间存入一个瓶子，我要作的第一件事就是，把每一天都存下来直到永恒，再和你一起慢慢度过。如果我能把时间化作永恒，如果我的愿望能一一成真，我会把每天都像宝贝一样存起来，再和你一起慢慢度过。

53句最唯美励志的英语句子欣赏，文字竟能如此有力量

1

Time would heal almost all wounds . If your wounds have not been healed up , please wait for a short while.

时间几乎会愈合所有伤口，如果你的伤口还没有愈合，请给时间一点时间。

2

Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass . it's about learning to dance in the rain.

人生不是坐等暴风雨过去，而是学会在雨中起舞。

3

If you're brave enough to say GOODBYE , life will reward you with a new HELLO.

只要你勇敢地说出再见，生活一定会赐予你一个新的开始。

4

Nobody can go back and start a new beginning , but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

没有人可以回到过去重新开始，但谁都可以从今日开始，书写一个全然不同的结局。

5

The minute you think of giving up , think of the reason why you held on so long .

在你想要放弃的那一刻，想想为什么当初坚持走到了这里。

6

Never think hard about past . It brings tears... Don't think more about future . It brings fears ... live this moment with a smile . It brings cheers.

不要太想念过去，因为它会给你带来悲伤；不要太思考未来，因为它会带给你恐惧；用微笑活在当下，它会带来快乐。

7

If we didn't have stupid thoughts, we'd have no interesting thoughts at all.

如果没有傻乎乎的想法，我们就不会撞上有意思的点子。

8

Be alike flower . Spread beauty and happiness wherever you stay , irrespective of your surroundings.

像花儿一样，无论身在何处，不管周遭环境如何，都依然潇洒的绽放自己的美丽，活出自己的精彩。

9

Having a pretty face is attractive but having a beautiful personality is the "Main attraction".

有一张漂亮的脸蛋很吸引人，但有一颗美好的心灵才是最大的亮点。

10

Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take , but by the moments that take our breath away.

生活，不是用我们呼吸了多少下来衡量的，而是要看我们多少次屏住呼吸。

11

Experience is a hard teacher because she gives the test first , the lesson afterwards.

经验是个很苛刻的老师，因为她总是一上来就把你考倒，然后才给你上课。

12

A man can't ride your back unless it is bent.

你的腰不弯，别人就不能骑在你的背上。

13

Logic will get you from A to B , Imagination will take you everywhere.——Albert Einstein

逻辑会带你从A点到达B点，想象力将把你带到任何地方。——爱因斯坦

14

The stupid speak of the past , the wise of the present , and fools of the future.

愚蠢的人谈过去，聪明的人谈现在，傻子才谈未来。

15

Only in the dictionary , will success appear before work.

只有在字典里，成功才出现在工作之前。

16

People always say that it's too late . However , in fact , now is the best appropriate time . For a man who really wants to seek for something , every period of life is younger and timely.——Anna Mary Robertson

有人总说已经晚了。实际上，现在就是最好的时光。对于一个真正有所追求的人来说，生命的每个时期都是年轻和及时的，——摩西奶奶

17

It's not about how badly you want something . It's about what you are capable of!——Zootopia

光有志向是不够的，重要的是你的能力——《疯狂动物城》

18

Fate as hand palm , no matter how tortuous , is always in their own hands.

命运如同手中的掌纹，无论多曲折，终掌握在自己手中。

19

It will never rain roses . When we want to have more roses , we must plant more trees.——George Eliot

天空可不会下玫瑰雨。想要更多的玫瑰花，我们就得栽下更多的树。——乔治·艾略特

20

I believe that if life gives you lemons , you should make lemonade...And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka , and have a party.

我认为如果生活给了你柠檬，你应该把它们做成柠檬汁。接下来去寻找那些拿到伏特加的人，然后开一个派对。

21

You never saw a very busy person who was unhappy.

你从没见过一个忙碌的人不快乐。

22

It is impossible to win the great prizes in life without running risks.

不冒险，怎么能赢得人生中的种种精彩？

23

A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices.

很多人觉得他们在思考，但实际上只是重新安排自己的偏见。

24

When I thought I couldn't go on , I forced myself to keep going . My success is based on persistence , not luck.

每当想要放弃时，就强迫自己继续前进。因为我相信，我的成功来源于坚持，而不是幸运。

25

Don't forget to promise to myself to do , don't forget promised to go to your place , no matter how hard it is , how far is it.

别忘了答应自己要做的事情，别忘了答应自己要去的地方，无论有多难，有多远。

26

Crying is introverted , not the external open minded , but humor can make people the courage to produce power.

哭是内向的，无法对外敞开胸襟，反倒是幽默会让人鼓足勇气，产生力量。

27

This moment nap , you will have a dream . But this moment study , you will interpret a dream.

此刻打盹，你将做梦；而此刻学习，你将圆梦。

28

Well , life isn't always what one likes , isn't it?

恩，人生不会尽如人意，不是吗？

29

Stop spending time with the wrong people.

不要花时间和错误的人相处。

Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And remember, it’s not the people that stand by your side when you’re at your best, but the ones who stand beside you when you’re at your worst that are your true friends.

人生苦短，没有必要和那些令你不快乐的人纠缠。如果那个人需要你，你不需要刻意去做什么，他/她自然会留出你的位置。绝对不要和那些低看了你价值的人在一起。记住，一帆风顺时守在自己身边并不珍贵，当你深陷困境却依然和你并肩在一起的才是真正的朋友。

30

Stop running from your problems.

不要逃避问题。

Face them head on. No, it won’t be easy. There is no person in the world capable of flawlessly handling every punch thrown at them. We aren’t supposed to be able to instantly solve problems. That’s not how we’re made. In fact, we’re made to get upset, sad, hurt, stumble and fall. Because that’s the whole purpose of living – to face problems, learn, adapt, and solve them over the course of time. This is what ultimately molds us into the person we become.

直面并解决问题。没错，这很不容易。世上没有人能够轻松的渡过每一个难关。也没有人就能不停地轻松地战胜困难。事实上，我们本就该迷茫，伤心，难过，出差错，因为那是生活的意义所在——去面对问题，去学习，去适应，随着时间的发展学会解决问题，塑造了我们成为什么样的人。

31

Stop lying to yourself.

不要欺骗自己。

You can lie to anyone else in the world, but you can’t lie to yourself. Our lives improve only when we take chances, and the first and most difficult chance we can take is to be honest with ourselves.

你可以对世界上任何一个人撒谎，唯独不能跟自己撒谎。只有我们不断接受挑战，生活才能前进，然第一个也是最难的挑战就是诚实的面对自己。

32

Stop putting your own needs on the back burner.

不要把自己的需求排在最后。

The most painful thing is losing yourself in the process of loving someone too much, and forgetting that you are special too. Yes, help others; but help yourself too. If there was ever a moment to follow your passion and do something that matters to you, that moment is now.

世界上最悲惨的事情是，太爱某一个人而丢失了自己，忘记了自己也是不一样的存在。是的，要帮助别人，但是更要爱护自己。如果你从没有跟从自己的内心，从没有为自己做些重要的事情，那现在就开始。

33

Stop trying to be someone you’re not.

不要强迫自己成为理想的别人。

One of the greatest challenges in life is being yourself in a world that’s trying to make you like everyone else. Someone will always be prettier, someone will always be smarter, someone will always be younger, but they will never be you. Don’t change so people will like you. Be yourself and the right people will love the real you.

世上最大的挑战就是将自己改变成为另一个人。总有人更加漂亮，总有人更聪明，总有人更年轻，但他们都不是你。不要为了让别人更喜欢自己而去强迫自己改变。做自己，对的人会爱真正的你。

34

Stop trying to hold onto the past.

不要总是攥着过去。

You can’t start the next chapter of your life if you keep re-reading your last one.

如果你一直重读昨天，那很难翻开人生新的篇章。

35

Stop being scared to make a mistake.

不要害怕犯错。

Doing something and getting it wrong is at least ten times more productive than doing nothing. Every success has a trail of failures behind it, and every failure is leading towards success. You end up regretting the things you did NOT do far more than the things you did.

不断尝试，哪怕是错了，也比什么都不做好十几倍。每份成功背后都有无数的失败，每一次失败都是通往成功的尝试。你会为没有做过的事情后悔而不是去尝试了的。

36

Stop berating yourself for old mistakes.

不要为过去的错误而折磨自己。

We may love the wrong person and cry about the wrong things, but no matter how things go wrong, one thing is for sure, mistakes help us find the person and things that are right for us. We all make mistakes, have struggles, and even regret things in our past. But you are not your mistakes, you are not your struggles, and you are here NOW with the power to shape your day and your future. Every single thing that has ever happened in your life is preparing you for a moment that is yet to come.

我们也许会错爱过某个人，为某件错事而哭泣，但是不论多大的错事，可以确定的是，错误的人或事会帮我们找到适合自己的人或事。我们都会犯错，都会挣扎，甚至后悔过去做的事情。但是如今，你不是曾经犯错误的你，更不是曾经不停挣扎着的你，你是全新的自己，那个有能力塑造新的现在和未来的你。曾经发生的每一件事都是在为将要到来的时刻做准备。

37

Stop trying to buy happiness.

不要试图“购买”幸福。

Many of the things we desire are expensive. But the truth is, the things that really satisfy us are totally free – love, laughter and working on our passions.

我们想要的很多东西都非常昂贵。但事实是，真正适合我们的事情往往都是免费的--真爱，微笑，激情的工作。

38

Stop exclusively looking to others for happiness.

不要幻想通过其他人来获得幸福。

If you’re not happy with who you are on the inside, you won’t be happy in a long-term relationship with anyone else either. You have to create stability in your own life first before you can share it with someone else.

如果你对内在的自己不满意，那你很难在一段和别人的长期关系中获得幸福。你要先建立自己的幸福才能和别人分享这份幸福。

39

Stop being idle.

不要闲着。

Don t think too much or you’ll create a problem that wasn t even there in the first place. Evaluate situations and take decisive action. You cannot change what you refuse to confront. Making progress involves risk. Period! You can t make it to second base with your foot on first.

别想太多，不然你会制造出很多不必要的麻烦。评估一下情况然后就做决定。你无法改变你不能面对的事。前进总是意味着承担风险。不迈出第一步，你就无法走出第二步，生活就是这样的。

40

Stop thinking you re not ready.

不要总是想自己还未做好准备。

Nobody ever feels 100% ready when an opportunity arises. Because most great opportunities in life force us to grow beyond our comfort zones, which means we won’t feel totally comfortable at first.

当机会来了，没有人会觉得自己做好了100%的准备。因为生活中的重大机会总是会迫使我们走出自己的舒适区，这就意味着刚开始的时候我们肯定会感觉不舒服。

41

Stop getting involved in relationships for the wrong reasons.

不要因为某个错误的原因开始一段感情。

Relationships must be chosen wisely. It s better to be alone than to be in bad company. There s no need to rush. If something is meant to be, it will happen – in the right time, with the right person, and for the best reason. Fall in love when you’re ready, not when you're lonely.

必须要明智的选择感情。有个错误的伴侣还不如单身呢。没有必要着急。如果缘分到了，一切都会到来的——在合适的时间跟合适的人。投入一段爱情是因为时机到了而不是感到孤单。

42

Stop rejecting new relationships just because old ones didn’t work.

不要因为之前恋情的失败而拒绝新的感情。

In life you will realize that there is a purpose for everyone you meet. Some will test you, some will use you and some will teach you. But most importantly, some will bring out the best in you.

在生命的长河中你会慢慢意识到，遇到所有的人都是命中注定的。有人会考验你，有人会利用你，有人引导你。但是最重要的是，这些会引领你找到真爱。

43

Stop trying to compete against everyone else.

不要总是和别人竞争。

Don t worry about what others are doing better than you. Concentrate on beating your own records every day. Success is a battle between You and Yourself only.

不要担心其他人做的比你好。每天要专心于超越自己，成功只是一场自己跟自己的战役。

44

Stop being jealous of others.

不要嫉妒他人。

Jealousy is the art of counting someone else’s blessings instead of your own. Ask yourself this: “What s something I have that everyone wants?”

嫉妒其实就是在细数别人的幸福却忽视了自己的幸福。要常问问自己：“我拥有哪些别人羡慕不已的东西呢？”

45

Stop complaining and feeling sorry for yourself.

停止抱怨和内疚。

Life s curveballs are thrown for a reason –to shift your path in a direction that is meant for you. You may not see or understand everything the moment it happens, and it may be tough. But reflect back on those negative curveballs thrown at you in the past. You’ll often see that eventually they led you to a better place, person, state of mind, or situation. So smile! Let everyone know that today you are a lot stronger than you were yesterday, and you will be.

生命中的挫折都是有其存在的意义，它让你重新步入人生的正轨。或许你还无法理解这些事情发生的原因，或许它们对你来说是痛苦难熬的。但是，当你回头审视这些挫折时，你会发现它们最后会让你变得更出色。所以，你要笑着面对人生中的困境。你要让别人都看到今天的你要比昨天的你更强，而且明天的你会变得更强。

46

Stop holding grudges.

放开心中的恨。

Don't live your life with hate in your heart. You will end up hurting yourself more than the people you hate. Forgiveness is not saying, “What you did to me is okay.” It is saying, “I’m not going to let what you did to me ruin my happiness forever.” Forgiveness is the answer… let go, find peace, liberate yourself! And remember, forgiveness is not just for other people, it’s for you too. If you must, forgive yourself, move on and try to do better next time.

如果人心中有恨，最终给自己带来的伤害要远远多出别人所带给自己的伤害。原谅不是说“我不介意你曾经伤害过我”，而是要说，“我不会让你的所作所为毁掉我今后的幸福生活。”宽恕是问题的答案——放手过去、找到内心的平静、最后解放自己！而且，你要记住宽恕并不只是对别人，同时也是对你自己的。如有必要，宽恕自己，然后继续人生的脚步并在下一回做得更好。

47

Stop letting others bring you down to their level.

不要让别人拉低了自己的水准。

Refuse to lower your standards to accommodate those who refuse to raise theirs.

不要为了迎合那些不愿激励别人的人而降低自己对目标的期望。

48

Stop wasting time explaining yourself to others.

不要浪费时间一再地向别人解释自己。

Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it anyway. Just do what you know in your heart is right.

你的朋友不需要你作任何解释也能理解你，而你的敌人永远都不会相信你说的话。所有，你的内心告诉你什么事是正确的，那就去做吧。

49

Stop doing the same things over and over without taking a break.

不要总是不停地做同一件事，而忘记停下来思考一下。

The time to take a deep breath is when you don’t have time for it. If you keep doing what you’re doing, you’ll keep getting what you’re getting. Sometimes you need to distance yourself to see things clearly.

当你觉得自己忙不过来的时候，停下来做一下深呼吸。假如你继续做你一直再做的事，你只会不停地得到你早已得到的东西。有的时候，你需停下来，好让自己看得更清楚。

50

Stop overlooking the beauty of small moments.

不要低估了细微时刻的美妙之处。

Enjoy the little things, because one day you may look back and discover they were the big things. The best portion of your life will be the small, nameless moments you spend smiling with someone who matters to you.

欣赏那些微不足道的事，因为或许某天当你回望人生时，你会发现它们是无比重要的事。你人生中最美妙的组成部分便是由那些零零碎碎的片段串联而成的，一如你对某人投去的一抹微笑。

51

Stop trying to make things perfect.

不要事事追求完美。

The real world doesn t reward perfectionists, it rewards people who get things done.

现实世界不偏爱完美主义者，它只回报那些最终能够完成任务的人。

52

Stop following the path of least resistance.

不要总是走阻力最小的人生道路。

Life is not easy, especially when you plan on achieving something worthwhile. Don’t take the easy way out. Do something extraordinary.

人生不易，尤其是当你有一个伟大的梦想时候，你将来会遭遇到的困难会更大、更多。不要去做没有挑战性的事，去做些一鸣惊人的事吧。

53

Stop acting like everything is fine if it isn t.

不要假装一切都很顺利。

It s okay to fall apart for a little while. You don’t always have to pretend to be strong, and there is no need to constantly prove that everything is going well. You shouldn’t be concerned with what other people are thinking either – cry if you need to – it’s healthy to shed your tears. The sooner you do, the sooner you will be able to smile again.

挫败感或灰心丧气是很正常的一件事。你不必假装自己很坚强，而且你根本就没有必要向别人证明一切都如我所愿。你也不用太在意别人是怎么看待你。想哭就哭吧，流流泪也有益于健康。越快释放压抑的情绪，快乐就会越快降临。

54

Stop blaming others for your troubles.

不要将自己的麻烦归咎给别人。

The extent to which you can achieve your dreams depends on the extent to which you take responsibility for your life. When you blame others for what you’re going through, you deny responsibility – you give others power over that part of your life.

你是否能实现自己的梦想在很大程度上就取决于你是否对自己负责。当你把自己所面对困难都归咎于别人时，你也就是在逃避责任——不是别人而是你自己才能改变自己的人生。

55

Stop trying to be everything to everyone.

不要试图成为一个人的全部。

Doing so is impossible, and trying will only burn you out. But making one person smile CAN change the world. Maybe not the whole world, but their world. So narrow your focus.

这想法只会让你更筋疲力尽。但是，给你身边的人带去一点快乐确实能改变这个世界，即便无法让整个世界变得更美好，但你确实让那个人的世界变得更美好了。所以，把你的注意力都聚焦在你力所能及的地方。

56

Stop worrying so much.

不要忧虑重重。

Worry will not strip tomorrow of its burdens, it will strip today of its joy. One way to check if something is worth mulling over is to ask yourself this question: “Will this matter in one year’s time? Three years? Five years?”If not, then it’s not worth worrying about.

忧虑不会带走明天的负担，但它却能带走今天的快乐。而有些事情却是值得你去深思的，判断方法就是问自己：“这件事在1年后、3年后、5年后是否还有重要意义吗？”如果不是的话，你没有什么好忧虑的。

57

Stop focusing on what you don’t want to happen.

不要把注意力都放在不想要发生的事情上。

Focus on what you do want to happen. Positive thinking is at the forefront of every great success story. If you awake every morning with the thought that something wonderful will happen in your life today, and you pay close attention, you’ll often find that you’re right.

你应该把注意力放在你想要发生的事情上。积极思考总是出现在每一则成功故事的序幕里。如果你每天醒来时想的是美好的事情就会在今天发生的话，你就会发现事实就是如此。

58

Stop being ungrateful.

不要忘了感激你所拥有的一切。

No matter how good or bad you have it, wake up each day thankful for your life. Someone somewhere else is desperately fighting for theirs. Instead of thinking about what you’re missing, try thinking about what you have that everyone else is missing.

不论你人生际遇如何，每一天都要心怀感激醒来。在世界某处某些人还在为自己的命运无望地抗争着。所以，不要去想自己错过了什么，想想自己拥有哪些其他人没有的。

人的一生，总会有许多十字路口，向左，还是向右，迷茫的我们无从判断。这30件不值得我们去做的事，让自己在人生选择时知道该选择什么，放弃什么，不要再迷茫。