英语搞笑名言

英语搞笑名言

1.最搞笑或最有趣的英语名言

很多啊 如

1.Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧。

2.God helps those who help themselves. 天助自助者。

3.Easier said than done. 说起来容易做起来难。

4.Where there is a will,there is a way. 有志者事竟成。

5.One false step will make a great difference. 失之毫厘，谬之千里。

6.Slow and steady wins the race. 稳扎稳打无往而不胜。

7.A fall into the pit,a gain in your wit. 吃一堑，长一智。

8.Experience is the mother of wisdom. 实践出真知。

9.All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. 只工作不休息，聪明孩子也变傻。

2.暴笑英文格言

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two .

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ^

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会发生意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。〃

Your future depends on your dreams.〃

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来，”所以还是再睡一会吧。

〃Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk？ “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

3.找英语的搞笑名言

如果能博你一笑，不妨支持一下！！！

1. We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁啊！

2. How are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3. You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4. You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6.What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！

7. You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8. Know is know noknow is noknow.

知之为知之，不知为不知…

9. WATCH SISTER

表妹

10. IMU3.0 both can do what???

IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中，IMU虽然兼容了QQ和MSN，但纯粹是把QQ、MSN的用户群绑定在IMU界面上，既不能添加好友也不能互发文件，造成许多不便。现在，3.0终于做到了完全兼容，以后只要打开IMU3.0，所有聊天工具一网打尽。

11. American Chinese not enough

美中不足

13. heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14. go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15.小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条。

17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18. You have two down son。

你有两下子。

19. as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20. I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。

4.求英语经典语录~

I love you not because of who you are, but because of who I am when I am with you. 我爱你，不是因为你是一个怎样的人，而是因为我喜欢与你在一起时的感觉。

2) No man or woman is worth your tears, and the one who is, won't make you cry. 没有人值得你流泪，值得让你这么做的人不会让你哭泣。3) The worst way to miss someone is to be sitting right beside them knowing you can't have them. 失去某人，最糟糕的莫过于，他近在身旁，却犹如远在天边。

4) Never frown, even when you are sad, because you never know who is falling in love with your smile. 纵然伤心，也不要愁眉不展，因为你不知是谁会爱上你的笑容。5) To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. 对于世界而言，你是一个人；但是对于某个人，你是他的整个世界。

6) Don't waste your time on a man/woman, who isn't willing to waste their time on you. 不要为那些不愿在你身上花费时间的人而浪费你的时间。7) Just because someone doesn't love you the way you want them to, doesn't mean they don't love you with all they have. 爱你的人如果没有按你所希望的方式来爱你，那并不代表他们没有全心全意地爱你。

8) Don't try so hard, the best things come when you least expect them to. 不要着急，最好的总会在最不经意的时候出现。9) Maybe God wants us to meet a few wrong people before meeting the right one, so that when we finally meet the person, we will know how to be grateful. 在遇到梦中人之前，上天也许会安排我们先遇到别的人；在我们终于遇见心仪的人时，便应当心存感激。

10) Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened. 不要因为结束而哭泣，微笑吧，为你的曾经拥有。Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。 Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来。 Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好。 Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。 "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never kills anybody."" But why take the risk？ " “努力工作不会导致死亡！”“不过我不会用自己去证明。” "Work fascinates me." "I can look at it for hours！ " “工作好有意思耶！”“尤其是看着别人工作。”

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看。

The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多62616964757a686964616fe4b893e5b19e31333262383533，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘记的越多， 忘记的越多；知道的越 少， 为什么学来着？在自己面前应该一直留有一个地方，然后去爱。 不知道是谁，不知道如何去爱，也不知道可以爱多久。

只是等待一次爱情，也许永远都没有人，可是这种等待就是爱情本身。 Save a place for yourself, before going out to love. You don't have to know who to love, how to love, or how long your love will last. Just wait for the one time. Maybe there will never be the one. But just wait, because it already is your reward. 我用力抓紧世界，最终却仍被世界淘汰。

如果一开始就松手，我的痛苦会不会少些？ I held tight to the world, but rejected. If I had saved the effort, would the pain be less？ 她一直坚持宁缺毋滥，相信最好的值得耐心等待。 偏偏。

5.急求英语小笑话、小幽默、名言（全是英语）

名言 Adversity reveals genius; fortune conceals it. (Horace, ancient Roman poet) 苦难显才华，好运隐天资。

（古罗马诗人 贺拉斯） Almost any situation---good or bad ---is affected by the attitude we bring to. (Lucius Annaus Seneca, Ancient Roman philosopher) 差不多任何一种处境——无论是好是坏——都受到我们对待处境的态度的影响。（古罗马哲学家 西尼加 L A） Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. (Hellen Keller, American writer) 虽然世界多苦难，但是苦难总是能战胜的（美国作家 海伦·凯勒） Rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation. (John Kennedy, American president) 从希望中得到欢乐，在苦难中保持坚韧。

（美国总统 肯尼迪 J） Sweet are the uses of adversity.(William Shakspeare,British Playwriter) 苦尽甘来。（英国剧作家 莎士比亚 W） I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. (Ernest Hemingway, USA writer) 我只知道所谓道德是指你事后觉得好的东西，所谓不道德是指你事后觉得不好的东西。

（美国作家 海明威.E.） Morality is the herd instinct in the individual. (German Philosopher) 道德是个人心目中的群居本能。（德国哲学家 尼采.F.） Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. (william shakewspeare British dramalist) 如果送礼的人不是出于真心，再贵重的礼物也会失去它的价值。

（英国剧作家 莎 士比亚. W） nothing in the world is impossible if you set your mind to do it 有志者事竟成 never put off till tomorrow what you can do today 今日事，今日毕 the early bird catches the worm 早到的鸟儿有虫吃 it's better than never 有总比没有好 Pain past is pleasure. 过去的痛苦即快乐。 All things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事必先难后易。

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. 心之所愿，无事不成。 Where there is life, there is hope. 有生命必有希望。

I feel strongly that I can make it. 我坚信我一定能成功。 Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. 与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。

The shortest answer is doing. 最简短的回答就是行动。 Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more. 成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。

Great minds think alike.英雄所见略同 One picture is worth a thousand wards.百闻不如一见 Nothing ventured,nothing gained.不入虎穴，焉得虎子。 Life is full of ups and dowms.生活充满起伏。

It's no use crying over spilt milk./What's done cannot be undone.覆水难收 The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.隔岸风景好；邻家芳草绿。 Hunger is the best sauce.饥饿是最好的调味品 Better late than never.迟做总比不做好。

God helps those who help themselves.天助自助者。 Love me,love my dog.爱屋及乌 He bites off more than he can chew.贪多嚼不烂 To teach a fish how to swim.孔子面前卖文章。

Rome wasn't built in a day.伟业非一业建成。 Well begun,half done.好的开始是成功的一半 Every cloud has a silver lining.否极泰来 Look before you leap.三思而后行。

Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚 A little knowledge is dangerous.一知半解最危险 Clothes make the man.人要衣装，佛要金装 A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口 History repeats itself.历史会重演 Strike while the iron is hot.趁热打铁 The suptreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -----------------------Victor Hugo 人生最大的幸福是坚信有人爱我们------维克多 雨果 Cultured and fine manners are everywhere a passport to regard -----------------Johnson 得体的，高尚的举止常常是通行无阻得护照-----约翰逊What you love on the swings you get back on the roundabouts 失之东隅收之桑榆 Happiness does not drop from the sky ,it's to be created by our hands幸福不是从天上掉下来的，而要用双手来创造 No man lives without jostling and being jostled ,in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world giving and receiving offence ----------------Thomas Carlyle 没有人在生活中能与别人碰撞，他不得不以各种方式奋力挤过人群，冒犯别人的同时也忍受着别人的冒犯 ----------------托马斯 卡莱尔 Thought is the seed of action -----------------Emerson思想是行动的种子 笑话：Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。

可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a 。

6.谁能告诉我10句经典的英文名言

Activity is the only road to knowledge . (George Bernard Shaw , British dramatist)行动是通往知识的唯一道路 。

（英国剧作家 肖伯纳. G.）A free man obtains knowledge from many sources 1 besides books . (Thomas Jefferson , American president)一个自由的人除了从书本上获取知识外，还可以从许多别的来源获得知识。（美国总统 杰斐逊 . T.）A great part to the information I have was acquired by looking up something and finding something else on the way. (Adams Franklin , American humorist )我的大部分知识都是这样获得的：在寻找某个资料时意外的发现了另上的资料。

（美国幽默作家 富兰克林. A.）If a man empties his purse into his head , no man can take it away from him , an investment in knowledge always pays the best interest . (Benjamin Franklin , American president )倾已所有追求知识，没有人能夺走它；向知识投资，收益最佳。（美国总统 富兰克林. B.）Imagination is more important than knowledge .(Albert Einstein , American scientist )想象力比知识更为重要。

（美国科学家 爱因斯坦. A. ）The empty vessels make the greatest sound . (William Shakespeare , British dramatist )满瓶不响，半瓶咣当。 （英国剧作家 莎士比亚. W.）There's only one corner of the world you can be sure about improving, and that's yourself. (Aldous Huxley)世界上只有一个角落你你可以改进，那就是你自己。

赫克斯利（1894—1963英国小说家、剧作家）Every one's shortcomings are not written on their forehead. (Joshua Reynolds)不是每个人的缺点都写在额上。雷诺兹（1723—1792英国肖像画家）I have never in my life learned anything from any man who agrees with me. (Dudley Field Malone)我一生中从没有从同意我意见的人那儿学到什么。

马隆（1882—1950美国律师）I think and think for months, for years; 99 times the conclusion is wrong, but the hundredth time I am right. (Albert Einstein)我反复思考好几个月，好几年了。有九十九次结论都是错的，可是第一百次我对了。

爱因斯坦（1879—1955美国物理学家）The heart of of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. (Benjamin Franklin)傻瓜的心在嘴里，聪明人的嘴在心里。富兰克林（1706—1790美国作家、科学家）I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. (Thomas Jefferson)与过去的历史相比，我更喜欢未来的梦想。

杰斐逊（1743—1826美国第三任总统）Love makes one fit for any work. (George Herbert)只要有爱心，人可适合任何工作。赫伯特（1593—1633英国诗人）There is a great deal of difference between an eager man who wants to read a book and a tired man who wants a book to read. (G. K. Chesterton)渴望读书的人和累了想找本书看看的人是大不相同的。

切斯特顿（1874—1936英国批评家、作家）You never know what is enough, unless you know what is more than enough. (William Blake)你永远也不会知道什么是足够，除非你知道什么是多于足够。布莱克（1757—1827英国诗人、版画家）It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. (Agnes Repplier)要在我们自己身上找到幸福是不容易的，而要在别的地方找到幸福是不可能的。

里普利厄（1855—1950美国女散文家）美国俚语 谚语（一）谚语（二）经典谚语30句经典的英语名言很美的英语名言送给英语学习者的十句经典名言情景英语实用英语精选40句。

7.求英语名言、笑话都行

IDEAL 理想篇Do not , for one repulse , give up the purpose that you resolved to effect .(William Shakespeare , British dramatist)不要只因一次失败，就放弃你原来决心想达到的目的。

（英国剧作家 莎士比亚.W.）Don't part with your illusions . When they are gone you may still exist , but you have ceased to live. (Mark Twain , American writer)不要放弃你的幻想。当幻想没有了以后，你还可以生存，但是你虽生犹死。

（（美国作家 马克·吐温）I want to bring out the secrets of nature and apply them for the happiness of man . I don't know of any better service to offer for the short time we are in the world .(Thomas Edison , American inventor)我想揭示大自然的秘密，用来造福人类。我认为，在我们的短暂一生中，最好的贡献莫过于此了。

（美国发明家 爱迪生. T.）Ideal is the beacon. Without ideal , there is no secure direction ; without direction , there is no life .( Leo Tolstoy , Russian writer)理想是指路明灯。没有理想，就没有坚定的方向；没有方向，就没有生活。

（俄国作家 托尔斯泰. L .）If winter comes , can spring be far behind ?( P. B. Shelley , British poet )冬天来了，春天还会远吗？（ 英国诗人， 雪莱. P. B.）If you doubt yourself , then indeed you stand on shaky11 ground .(Ibsen , Norwegian dramatist )如果你怀疑自己，那么你的立足点确实不稳固了。 （挪威剧作家 易卜生）If you would go up high , then use your own legs ! Do not let yourselves carried aloft; do not seat yourselves on other people's backs and heads . (F. W . Nietzsche , German Philosopher)如果你想走到高处，就要使用自己的两条腿！不要让别人把你抬到高处；不要坐在别人的背上和头上。

（德国哲学家 尼采. F. W.）It is at our mother's knee that we acquire our noblest and truest and highest , but there is seldom any money in them.( Mark Twain , American writer )就是在我们母亲的膝上，我们获得了我们的最高尚、最真诚和最远大的理想，但是里面很少有任何金钱。（美国作家 马克·吐温）Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass.Alexander Dumas (Davy de La Pailleterie, French Writer)生活没有目标就像航海没有指南针。

（法国作家 大仲马. A.）The ideals which have lighted my way , and time after time have given me new courage to face life cheerfully 19 have been kindness , beauty and truth .(Albert Einstein , American scientist)有些理想曾为我们引过道路，并不断给我新的勇气以欣然面对人生，那些理想就是——真、善、美。 （美国科学家 爱因斯坦 . A .）The important thing in life is to have a great aim , and the determination to attain it. (Johan Wolfgang von Goethe , German Poet and dramatist)人生重要的事情就是确定一个伟大的目标，并决心实现它。

（德国诗人、戏剧家 歌德 . J . M .）The man with a new idea is a crank until the idea succeeds .(Mark Twain , American writer)具有新想法的人在其想法实现之前是个怪人。 （美国作家 马克·吐温）The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today .(Franklin Roosevelt , American president)实现明天理想的唯一障碍是今天的疑虑。

（美国总统 罗斯福. F .）When an end is lawful and obligatory, the indispensable means to is are also lawful and obligatory .(Abraham Lincoln , American statesman)如果一个目的是正当而必须做的，则达到这个目的的必要手段也是正当而必须采取的。（美国政治家 林肯. A.）STRUGGLE 奋斗篇Genius only means hard-working all one's life .( Mendeleyer , Russian Chemist)天才只意味着终身不懈的努力。

（俄国化学家 门捷列耶夫）I have nothing to offer but blood , toil tears and sweat . (Winston Churchill, British Politician)我所能奉献的没有其它，只有热血、辛劳、眼泪与汗水。（英国政治家 丘吉尔 . W.）Man errs so long as he strives. (Johan Wolfgang Goethe , German poet and dramatist)人只要奋斗就会犯错误。

（德国诗人、剧作家 歌德. J. W.）My fellow Americans , ask not what your country can do for you; ask what you can do for your country . My fellow citizens of the world ; ask not what America will do for you, but what together we can do for the freedom of man . (John Kennedy , American President )美国同胞们，不要问国家能为你们做些什么，而要问你们能为国家做些什么。全世界的公民们，不要问美国将为你们做些什么，而要问我们共同能为人类的自由做些什么。

（美国总统 肯尼迪. J.）Our destiny offers not the cup of despair , but the chalice of opportunity . (Richard Nixon, American President )命运给予我们的不是失望之酒，而是机会之杯。（美国总统 尼克松 . R.）Patience is bitter, but its fruit is sweet . (Jean Jacques Rousseau , French thinker)忍耐是痛苦的，但它的果实是甜蜜的。

（法国思想家 卢梭. J. J.）Progress is the activity of today and the assurance of tomorrow .(Emerson, American thinker )进步是今天的活。

8.求英语谚语格言10条笑话5个

1. Waste not,want not. 俭以防匮。

2. From saving comes having. 富有来自节俭。 3. A penny saved is a penny gained. 省一文是一文。

4. Take care of the pence and the pound will take care of themselves. 金钱积少便成多。 5. Frugality is an estate alone. 节俭本身就是一宗财产。

6. He that regards not a penny,will lavish a pound. 小钱不知节省，大钱将滥花。 7. Small gains bring great wealth. 积小利，成巨富。

8. Many a little makes a mickle. 积少便成多。 9. As the touchstone tries gold,so gold tries man. 试金之石可试金，正如黄金能试人。

10. Courage and resolution are the spirit and soul of virtue. 勇敢和坚决是美德的灵魂。 11. The path to glory is always rugged. 光荣之路常坎坷。

12. Nothing is difficult to the man who will try. 世上无难事，只要人肯试。 13. The fire is the test of gold;adversity of strong man. 烈火试真金，困苦炼壮士。

14. Great hopes make great man. 远大的希望造就伟大的人物。 15. No way is impossible to courage. 勇士面前无险路。

16. A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner. 平静的大海决不能造就出熟练的水手。 17. The good seaman is known in bad weather. 坏天气下才能识得出良好的海员；要识好海员，须凭坏天气。

18. The best hearts are always the bravest. 行为最勇敢的人心地总是最善良。 19. We must not lie down,and cry,God help us. 求神不如求己。

20. He that falls today may be up again tomorrow. 今天跌倒的人也许明天就会站起。 21. Rome was not built in a day. 罗马并非一日可建成；坚持必成。

22. Success belongs to the persevering. 胜利属于坚忍不拔的人。 23. We must repeat a thousand and one times thatperseverance is the only road to success. 我们要多次重申：不屈不挠是取得胜利的唯一道路。

24. Perseverance is failing nineteen times and succeeding the twentieth. 十九次失败，到第二十次获得成功，这就叫坚持。 25. Step by step the ladder is ascended. 登梯需要逐级登。

26. Adversity leads to prosperity. 困苦通向昌盛。 27. Patience and application will carry us through. 忍耐和专心会使我们度过难关。

28. Fortune often rewards with interest those that have patience to wait for her. 做事只要有耐心，到头总会有好运；耐心候好运，好运常会来。 29. All things will come round to him who will but wait. 只要肯等待，一切都会按时来。

30. Constant dropping wears the stone. 滴水不绝可穿石。 31. Omelets are not made without breaking of eggs. 鸡蛋不打破，蛋卷做不成；不甘愿吃苦，则预期效果达不到。

32. The world is a ladder for some to go up and others to go down. 世界好似一把梯，有人上去有人下。 33. There needs a long apprenticeship to understand the mystery of the world's trade. 要知世事奥秘多，须要长期作学徒。

1）找一个朋友，让他先说10遍“老鼠”，然后再说10遍“鼠老”，待他说完“老鼠，老鼠，老鼠，鼠老，鼠老，鼠老”之后，立即问他“猫最怕什么”，几乎可以保证他会答“老鼠”. （2）还有请人朗读古诗“暗湿竹，暗湿绿，暗湿透春竹，暗湿透春绿”，“卧梅又闻花，卧枝伤痕低”之类. （3） 你问他：“一个三点水加一个来是什么？” 他想了一想说：“不确定，涞（LAI）？” 你再问：“一个三点水加一个去呢？” 他80%会说：“。什么字？有这个字吗？去？” 其实应该是“法”。

（4） 伸出1个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出2个手指，问别人“这是几” 再次伸出3个手指，问别人“1+1是几”10人里最多1人答对 （5） 甲：给你讲个故事，从前有个傻子，别人问他什么他都说“没有”，比如问他你吃 饭了吗？他说“没有”，你叫什么？他说“没有”。

唉，对了，你听过这个故事么？乙：没有。

9.英语的一些比较有趣的句子

Never trouble trouble till trouble troubles you.

麻烦没来找你，就别去自找麻烦。

I think that that that that that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

我认为那个学生写在黑板上的那个“that”是错误的。

I think that/that "that"/taht(which) that student wrote on the blackboard was wrong.

I know. You know. I know that you know. I know that you know that I know.

我知道。你知道。我知道你知道。我知道你知道我知道。

We must hang together, or well be hanged separately.

我们必须团结在一起，否则我们将被一个个绞死。

The quick brown fox jumps over a lazy dog.

那只敏捷的棕色狐狸跳过了一只懒惰的狗。

（这个句子包含了英语中的26个字母。）

Was it a bar or a bat I saw?

我看到的是铁棒还是棒球棍？

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.

不要等明天交不上差再找借口，今天就要找好

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

让你吐血的超级搞笑的英文翻译

1． we two who and who？　　咱俩谁跟谁啊　　2． how are you ? how old are you?　　怎么是你，怎么老是你？　　3． you don't bird me,I don't bird you　　你不鸟我，我也不鸟你　　4． you have seed I will give you some color to see see,brothers！together up ！　　你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！　　5． hello everybody!if you have something to say,they say! if you have nothing to say,go home!!　　有事起奏，无事退朝　　6． you me you me　　彼此彼此　　7． You Give Me Stop!!　　你给我站住！　　8． know is know no know is no know　　知之为知之，不知为不知…　　9． WATCH SISTER　　表妹　　10．dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse's sons can make hole!!　　龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！　　11．American Chinese not enough　　美中不足　　12．one car come one car go ,two car peng peng,people die　　车祸现场描述　　13．heart flower angry open　　心花怒放　　14．go past no mistake past　　走过路过，不要错过　　15．小明：I am sorry!　　老外：I am sorry too!　　小明：I am sorry three!　　老外：What are you sorry for?　　小明：I am sorry five!　　16.If you want money,I have no; if you want life,I have one!　　要钱没有，要命一条　　17．I call Li old big. toyear 25.　　我叫李老大，今年25。　　18．you have two down son。　　你有两下子。　　19．as far as you go to die　　有多远，死多远！！！！　　20．I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face　　给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸