恶搞英文名言(最搞笑或最有趣的英语名言)

恶搞英文名言(最搞笑或最有趣的英语名言)

1.最搞笑或最有趣的英语名言

很多啊 如

1.Practice makes perfect. 熟能生巧。

2.God helps those who help themselves. 天助自助者。

3.Easier said than done. 说起来容易做起来难。

4.Where there is a will,there is a way. 有志者事竟成。

5.One false step will make a great difference. 失之毫厘，谬之千里。

6.Slow and steady wins the race. 稳扎稳打无往而不胜。

7.A fall into the pit,a gain in your wit. 吃一堑，长一智。

8.Experience is the mother of wisdom. 实践出真知。

9.All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. 只工作不休息，聪明孩子也变傻。

2.搞笑英文格言

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two .

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ^

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会发生意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。〃

Your future depends on your dreams.〃

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来，”所以还是再睡一会吧。

〃Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk？ “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

3.找英语的搞笑名言

如果能博你一笑，不妨支持一下！！！

1. We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁啊！

2. How are you ? how old are you?

怎么是你，怎么老是你？

3. You don't bird me,I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你

4. You have seed I will give you some color to see see, brothers !together

你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上！

5. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!

有事起奏，无事退朝

6.What is IMU3.0? it is a kind of chat tool!

什么是IMU3.0?IMU3.0 是一种聊天工具！

7. You Give Me Stop!!

你给我站住！

8. Know is know noknow is noknow.

知之为知之，不知为不知…

9. WATCH SISTER

表妹

10. IMU3.0 both can do what???

IMU上直接查找和添加QQ、MSN好友。在2.6版本中，IMU虽然兼容了QQ和MSN，但纯粹是把QQ、MSN的用户群绑定在IMU界面上，既不能添加好友也不能互发文件，造成许多不便。现在，3.0终于做到了完全兼容，以后只要打开IMU3.0，所有聊天工具一网打尽。

11. American Chinese not enough

美中不足

13. heart flower angry open

心花怒放

14. go past no mistake past

走过路过，不要错过

15.小明：I am sorry!

老外：I am sorry too!

小明：I am sorry three!

老外：What are you sorry for?

小明：I am sorry five!

16. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!

要钱没有，要命一条。

17. I call Li old big. toyear 25.

我叫李老大，今年25。

18. You have two down son。

你有两下子。

19. as far as you go to die

有多远，死多远！！！！

20. I give you face you don''t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.

给你脸你不要脸，你丢脸，我翻脸 。

4.能给几个搞笑又经典的英文句子

先给几个：

Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.

钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡。

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人。每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛。

"Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep.

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来”，所以还是再睡一会吧。

There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning.

应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来。

"Hard work never killed anybody." But why take the risk? "

“努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

"Work fascinates me." I can look at it for hours! "

“工作好有意思耶！”尤其是看着别人工作。

When two's company, three's the result!

两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！

最后给几个无敌的：

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会生出意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Love the neighbor. But don't get caught.

要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道。

^_^请笑纳

5.急求英语小笑话、小幽默、名言（全是英语）

名言 Adversity reveals genius; fortune conceals it. (Horace, ancient Roman poet) 苦难显才华，好运隐天资。

（古罗马诗人 贺拉斯） Almost any situation---good or bad ---is affected by the attitude we bring to. (Lucius Annaus Seneca, Ancient Roman philosopher) 差不多任何一种处境——无论是好是坏——都受到我们对待处境的态度的影响。（古罗马哲学家 西尼加 L A） Although the world is full of suffering, it is full also of the overcoming of it. (Hellen Keller, American writer) 虽然世界多苦难，但是苦难总是能战胜的（美国作家 海伦·凯勒） Rejoicing in hope, patient in tribulation. (John Kennedy, American president) 从希望中得到欢乐，在苦难中保持坚韧。

（美国总统 肯尼迪 J） Sweet are the uses of adversity.(William Shakspeare,British Playwriter) 苦尽甘来。（英国剧作家 莎士比亚 W） I know only that what is moral is what you feel good after and what is immoral is what you feel bad after. (Ernest Hemingway, USA writer) 我只知道所谓道德是指你事后觉得好的东西，所谓不道德是指你事后觉得不好的东西。

（美国作家 海明威.E.） Morality is the herd instinct in the individual. (German Philosopher) 道德是个人心目中的群居本能。（德国哲学家 尼采.F.） Rich gifts wax poor when givers prove unkind. (william shakewspeare British dramalist) 如果送礼的人不是出于真心，再贵重的礼物也会失去它的价值。

（英国剧作家 莎 士比亚. W） nothing in the world is impossible if you set your mind to do it 有志者事竟成 never put off till tomorrow what you can do today 今日事，今日毕 the early bird catches the worm 早到的鸟儿有虫吃 it's better than never 有总比没有好 Pain past is pleasure. 过去的痛苦即快乐。 All things are difficult before they are easy. 凡事必先难后易。

Nothing is impossible to a willing heart. 心之所愿，无事不成。 Where there is life, there is hope. 有生命必有希望。

I feel strongly that I can make it. 我坚信我一定能成功。 Better to light one candle than to curse the darkness. 与其诅咒黑暗，不如燃起蜡烛。

The shortest answer is doing. 最简短的回答就是行动。 Four short words sum up what has lifted most successful individuals above the crowd: a little bit more. 成功的秘诀就是四个简单的字：多一点点。

Great minds think alike.英雄所见略同 One picture is worth a thousand wards.百闻不如一见 Nothing ventured,nothing gained.不入虎穴，焉得虎子。 Life is full of ups and dowms.生活充满起伏。

It's no use crying over spilt milk./What's done cannot be undone.覆水难收 The grass is greener on the other side of the fence.隔岸风景好；邻家芳草绿。 Hunger is the best sauce.饥饿是最好的调味品 Better late than never.迟做总比不做好。

God helps those who help themselves.天助自助者。 Love me,love my dog.爱屋及乌 He bites off more than he can chew.贪多嚼不烂 To teach a fish how to swim.孔子面前卖文章。

Rome wasn't built in a day.伟业非一业建成。 Well begun,half done.好的开始是成功的一半 Every cloud has a silver lining.否极泰来 Look before you leap.三思而后行。

Birds of a feather flock together.物以类聚 A little knowledge is dangerous.一知半解最危险 Clothes make the man.人要衣装，佛要金装 A good medicine tastes bitter.良药苦口 History repeats itself.历史会重演 Strike while the iron is hot.趁热打铁 The suptreme happiness of life is the conviction that we are loved -----------------------Victor Hugo 人生最大的幸福是坚信有人爱我们------维克多 雨果 Cultured and fine manners are everywhere a passport to regard -----------------Johnson 得体的，高尚的举止常常是通行无阻得护照-----约翰逊What you love on the swings you get back on the roundabouts 失之东隅收之桑榆 Happiness does not drop from the sky ,it's to be created by our hands幸福不是从天上掉下来的，而要用双手来创造 No man lives without jostling and being jostled ,in all ways he has to elbow himself through the world giving and receiving offence ----------------Thomas Carlyle 没有人在生活中能与别人碰撞，他不得不以各种方式奋力挤过人群，冒犯别人的同时也忍受着别人的冒犯 ----------------托马斯 卡莱尔 Thought is the seed of action -----------------Emerson思想是行动的种子 笑话：Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。 “昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。

“你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。

可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。” Nest and Hair My sister, a 。

6.求很搞笑的英文个性语录

1 我的世界不允许你的消失，不管结局是否完美. No matter the ending is perfect or not, you cannot disappear from my world. 2 爱情是一个精心设计的谎言 Love is a carefully designed lie. 3 承诺常常很像蝴蝶，美丽的飞盘旋然后不见 Promises are often like the butterfly, which disappear after beautiful hover. 4 凋谢是真实的 盛开只是一种过去 Fading is true while flowering is past 5 为什么幸福总是擦肩而过，偶尔想你的时候….就让….回忆来陪我. Why I have never catched the happiness? Whenever I want you ,I will be accompanyed by the memory of。

6 如果你为着错过夕阳而哭泣，那么你就要错群星了 If you weeped for the missing sunset,you would miss all the shining stars 7 如果只是遇见，不能停留，不如不遇见 If we can only encounter each other rather than stay with each other,then I wish we had never encountered . 8 宁愿笑著流泪，也不哭著说后悔 心碎了，还需再补吗？ I would like weeping with the smile rather than repenting with the cry,when my heart is broken ,is it needed to fix? 9 天空没有翅膀的痕迹，而鸟儿已飞过 There are no trails of the wings in the sky, while the birds has flied away. 10 当香烟爱上火柴时，就注定受到伤害 When a cigarette falls in love with a match,it is destined to be hurt 11 人活着 总是要得罪一些人的 就要看那些人是否值得得罪 When alive ,we may probably offend some people.However, we must think about whether they are deserved offended. 12 命里有时终需有 命里无时莫强求 You will have it if it belongs to you,whereas you don't kveth for it if it doesn't appear in your life. 13 没有谁对不起谁，只有谁不懂得珍惜谁. No one indebted for others,while many people don't know how to cherish others. 14 永远不是一种距离，而是一种决定。 Eternity is not / a distance but a decision. 15 在回忆里继续梦幻不如在地狱里等待天堂 Dreaming in the memory is not as good as waiting for the paradise in the hell 16 哪里有真爱存在，哪里就有奇迹 Where there is great love, there are always miracles. 17 爱情就像一只蝴蝶，它喜欢飞到哪里，就把欢乐带到哪里。

Love is like a butterfly. It goes where it pleases and it pleases where it goes. 18 假如每次想起你我都会得到一朵鲜花，那么我将永远在花丛中徜徉。 If I had a single flower for every time I think about you, I could walk forever in my garden. 19 有了你，我迷失了自我；失去你，我多么希望自己再度迷失。

Within you I lose myself, without you I find myself wanting to be lost again. 20 每一个沐浴在爱河中的人都是诗人 At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet. 21 看看我的眼睛，你会发现你对我而言意味着什么。 Look into my eyes you will see what you mean to me. 22 距离使两颗心靠得更近。

Distance makes the hearts grow fonder. 23 如果没有相等的爱，那就让我爱多一些吧。 If equal affection cannot be, let the more loving be me. 24 爱是长在我们心里的藤蔓。

Love is a vine that grows into our hearts. 25 因为你，我懂得了爱。 If I know what love is, it is because of you. 26 爱情是生活最好的提神剂。

Love is the greatest refreshment in life. 27 有了你，黑暗不再是黑暗。 The darkness is no darkness with thee. 28 如果没有人爱我们，我们也就不会再爱自己了。

We cease loving ourselves if no one loves us. 28 治疗爱的创伤唯有加倍地去爱。 There is no remedy for love but to love more. 30 如果爱不疯狂就不是爱了。

When love is not madness, it is not love. 31 有爱的心永远年轻。 A heart that loves is always young. 32 爱情就像月亮，不增则减。

Love is like the moon, when it does not increase, it decreases. 33 灵魂不能没有爱而存在。 The soul cannot live without love. 34 生命虽短，爱却绵长。

Brief is life, but love is long. 35 爱比大衣更能驱走寒冷。 Love keeps the cold out better than a cloak. 36 没有了爱，地球便成了坟墓。

Take away love, and our earth is a tomb. 37 我的爱与你同在。 My heart is with you. 38 尽管还不曾离开，我已对你朝思暮想！ I miss you so much already and I haven't even left yet! 39 我会想你，在漫漫长路的每一步。

I'll think of you every step of the way. 40 无论你身在何处，无论你为何忙碌，我都会在此守候 Wherever you go, whatever you do, I will be right here waiting for you. 41 热烈的爱情是不可抑制的渴望。 Passionate love is a quenchless thirst. 42 在这个世界上，男人最珍贵的财产就是一个女人的心。

The most precious possession that ever comes to a man in this world is a woman's heart. 43 没有你的日子就像一本没有书页的书。 Every day without you is like a book without pages. 44 爱很难投入，但一旦投入，便更难走出 Love is hard to get into, but harder to get out of. 45 爱是一盏永[url= /]QQ分组[/url]不昏暗的明灯。

Love is a light that never dims. 。

7.来点搞笑的英文谚语啊 最好不是直译的

Better be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. 宁做鸡头，不做凤尾。

The foremost dog catches the hare. 早起的鸟儿有虫吃。 Every potter praises his own pot. 老王卖瓜，自卖自夸。

The fox preys farthest from home. 兔子不吃窝边草。 The proof of the pudding is in the eating. 要知道梨子的滋味，最好是亲口尝一尝。

One swallow does not make a summer. 一花独放不是春。 One drop of poison infects the whole tun of wine. 一颗老鼠屎坏了一锅粥。

Set a fox to keep one's geese. 引狼入室。 What do you expect from a pig but a grunt？ 狗嘴里吐不出象牙。

NBA5大搞笑语录：前3个成万用公式随意造句，最后2人太嚣张被打脸

还记得小时候我们写作文的时候，经常引用的名人名言吗！有的时候一个好的素材经常能让我们的作文得一个很不错的分数。那么NBA里有哪些球员说过经典名言吗？答案当然是肯定的，不过千万别让自己的孩子写进作文里，到时候孩子的班主任找你谈话可别怪我。

格林公式

“在你来之前，我们就已经是冠军了”——德拉蒙德·格林

“格林公式”可能是近年来所有球员言论中有趣的一句了！在上赛季常规赛期间，勇士多次传出内讧传闻，直到和快船的比赛，一切矛盾终于爆发出来。格林和杜兰特在场边直接对喷了起来，并且说出了上面那句经典的“格林公式”。随后球迷们在网络上纷纷用“格林公式”造句，比如“在你推荐我关注‘篮球过人技巧’之前，我就已经关注他了。”

约基奇定理

“常规赛和季后赛都是NBA比赛，两者应该没什么不同”——尼古拉·约基奇

在NBA征战了三个赛季之后，约基奇上赛季终于带领掘金杀进季后赛。在即将迎来自己季后赛处子秀之前，记者采访约基奇，问他有什么感受。而约基奇也说出了“约基奇定理”，认为两者没什么不同。然而对于约基奇来说，季后赛反而更轻松，他的得分暴涨5分，篮板多了3个，助攻多了1个。看来对约老师来说，季后赛好像比常规赛还简单。

西蒙斯法则

“既然你更喜欢对手的比赛，那就去支持他们好了”——本·西蒙斯

同样是上赛季的季后赛，首轮76人对阵篮网首战，费城竟然被排名更低的篮网拿下开门红！而西蒙斯表现糟糕，只拿到9分7篮板3助攻的数据，遭到了全场球迷的嘘声。结果赛后西蒙斯也来了脾气，直接怼了回去——“你去支持他们好了！”自此，NBA三大定律出现了！

斯塔克豪斯的挑衅

“我已经迫不及待和乔丹交手了，我会防住他的”——杰里·斯塔克豪斯

说到狂人，你可能会想起斯普雷维尔，但是很多人忘了，斯塔克豪斯，曾经也是个很膨胀的人。斯塔克豪斯二年级的时候，在面对公牛的比赛之前口出狂言，称自己会防住乔丹。然而那场比赛，乔丹狂砍48分10篮板把斯塔克豪斯打得屁滚尿流。而乔丹也用一句话回敬了这个不知天高地厚的年轻人——“只有我能防住我自己，你别做梦了！”

我以为詹姆斯是我小弟

“我以为球队选来詹姆斯是来辅佐我的”——里基·戴维斯

很多国内球迷关注骑士队是在2003年詹姆斯加盟之后。而里基·戴维斯，则是詹姆斯之前的骑士队老大。虽然02-03赛季场均可以拿到21分，但是明眼人都知道，这是只是一个二流球员在一个赛季16胜的烂队刷出来的而已。结果戴维斯十分膨胀，不光在比赛中公然刷三双，还让新秀詹姆斯给他拿球鞋！更是公然说出詹姆斯是来辅佐他这样的蠢话。最终詹姆斯加盟骑士仅仅22场比赛，戴维斯就被骑士几乎白送去了凯尔特人。（Repo）