用英语形容幽默搞笑的警句

用英语形容幽默搞笑的警句

1. 英语幽默短文、警句带翻译

Genius is formed in quiet, character in the stream of life.-----Goethe 天才形成于平静中，性格来自于生活的激流。

-----歌德 Wherever valour true is found, truemodesty will there abound.-----W. S. Gilbert 真诚的勇敢，都包含谦虚。-----吉尔伯特 Life can only be understood backwards, But it must be lived forward.-----Kierkergaard 只有向后才能理解生活，但要生活好，则必须向 前看。

-----克尔凯郭尔 名篇经典 A Night Mooring By Maple -----Zhang Ji Moon's down ,crows cry and Frost fills all the sky. By maples and boat lights, I sleepless lie. Outside Suzhou Hanshang Temple is in sight. Its ringing bells reach my boat at midnight. 枫桥夜泊 -----张继 月落乌啼霜满天， 江枫渔火对愁眠。 姑苏城外寒山寺，夜半钟声到客船。

2008年帆板赛区----- 青岛 宣传词 Highlight Olympic Spirit and Culture. 弘扬奥运精神，传播奥运文化。 Green Olympics Green Qingdao. 绿色奥运，绿色青岛。

Meeting in Beijing Sailing in Qingdao. 相约北京，扬帆青岛。 Set Olympic Sails and Build Our Beautiful Home. 扬奥运风帆，健美好家园。

英语短文 A School-report The father was reading the school-report which had just been handed to him by his hopeful son. His brow was wrathful as he read: "English, poor, French, weak, mathematics, mathematics, Fair," and he gave a glance of disgust at the quaking lad. "Wall, Dad." Said the son, "it is not as good as it might be, but have you seen that?" And he pointed to the next line, which read: "Health excellent." 学期总结 父亲正在读儿子刚刚交给他的学期总结，他的儿子满怀希望的看着他，而他则生气的读着学期总结："英语，差；法语，中；数学，良."然后，他厌恶地看着那个正在抖动着身子的小子."恩，老爸."儿子说："那没有达到本来应该达到的优秀水平，不过你没看到那儿？"他指着下一行，读到："健康状况，优秀。" 鲜艳） dog,it is our good friend.It also is our good partner.It helps us to look after our house when we are out.It can listen to you when you want to pour out some borings.It has a very ingenious nose.It can smell many scents.It often help the policeman to find the stealing.Dog is very clever. ①第一篇Far and away the most important holiday in China is Spring Festival, also known as the Chinese New Year. To the Chinese people it is as important as Christmas to people in the West. The dates for this annual celebration are determined by the lunar calendar rather than the Gregorian calendar, so the timing of the holiday varies from late January to early February. To the ordinary Chinese, the festival actually begins on the eve of the lunar New Year's Day and ends on the fifth day of the first month of the lunar calendar. But the 15th of the first month, which normally is called the Lantern Festival, means the official end of the Spring Festival in many parts of the country. 总的来说在中国最重要的节日是春节，亦称中国新年。

对中国人民来说它的重要性就如方圣诞节对于西方人民。这个一年一次的节日日期取决于阴历而不是格里历，因此假日的时间变化从一月下旬到上旬2月。

对普通的中国人，节日总是在除夕夜开始，结束于阴历的第一个月的第五天。 但1第一个月的15号，通常称灯会，在国家的大部分地区意味春节的正式结尾。

"Guo Nian," meaning "passing the year," is the common term among the Chinese people for celebrating the Spring Festival. It actually means greeting the New Year. At midnight at the turn of the old and New Year, people used to let off fire-crackers which serve to drive away the evil spirits and to greet the arrival of the New Year. In an instant the whole city would be engulfed in the deafening noise of the firecrackers. “过年”意义为“度过这一年”，是中国百姓庆祝春节的共同术语。它事实上意味着欢迎新的一年。

在新旧年交替的午夜，百姓习惯的放会赶走怪物的烟火，并且欢迎新年的到来。在那一瞬间，整个城市都响彻爆竹的震耳欲聋的声音。

②第二篇Spring Festival is the most important traditional festival. Because China is a big country, different parts of people have different ways to celebrate Spring Festival. Many people eat noodles dumplings and so on,they hope to have good luck to make the life longer and healthier. During Spring Festival, people like to visit relatives. Children love Spring Festival very much. Because they can eat delicious food, wear new clothes and let off firecrackers, they also can get money to buy things that they want. 春节是最重要的传统节日。因为中国是一个大国家，不同地方的人有不同庆祝春节的方式。

很多人在春节吃面条，饺子还有很多，他们希望能有好运，使生命更长远更健康。春节期间，人们喜欢去拜访亲戚。

小孩子酷爱春节。因为他们可以吃很多好吃的食物，穿新衣赏和放鞭炮，当然他们可以获得很多钱去买他们想要的东西。

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2. 形容“幽默”的英语单词有哪些

形容幽默的英文单词：humorous

读音：英 ['hjuːmərəs] 美 ['hjuːmərəs]

释义：adj. 幽默的；诙谐的

用法示例如下：

1、He was quite humorous, and I liked that about him.

他很幽默，我喜欢他这一点。

2、Indeed he has a solemn face, but he is very humorous at heart.

他的确有一副严肃的脸孔，但内心却是很富幽默感。

3、From the story, we can see that the wisdom and humorous side of a good leader.

从这个故事里，我们看到一个好的领袖智慧和幽默的一面。

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近义词

amusing、comical、funny、ridiculous

这几个词都可表示“引人发笑的”。

amusing表示“逗笑的，令人开心的”；

funny表示“可笑的，滑稽的”，语意比amusing强，在口语中，还有“不可理解”的意思；

comical表示“喜剧性的，令人捧腹的”，只用于人的表情、行为或某一局面等，很少用来指具体事物；

ridiculous表示“荒谬的，愚蠢的”，有时可引申为“令人发笑的”，具有鄙视的意味。

3. 用英语写的小笑话

英语笑话故事 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼，你小弟弟好吗？ 约翰尼：他害病卧床了。

他受了伤。 汤姆：真糟糕，怎么回事儿？ 约翰尼：我们做游戏，看谁能把身子探出窗外最远，他赢了。

I Have His Ear in My Pocket Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?" "A kid bit me," replied Ivan. "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother. "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket." 他的耳朵在我衣兜里 伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事？” “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。

“再见到他你能认出来吗？”妈妈问。 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。

“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。” A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?" "I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered. "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?" "She is the one who sells the candy." 好孩子 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了？” “我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。

“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢？” “她是个卖糖果的。”

Drunk One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk." "But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman！" 醉酒 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。

他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思？” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”

“可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀！” Hospitality The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy. 好客 由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。

过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。

你在哪里找到的奶酪？” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

4. 想求一些经典的英文格言或幽默短句（要押韵的）

where there is a will, there is a way. 有志者事竟成

love me,love my dog.爱屋及乌

knowledge is power.知识就是力量

I wish to wish the wish you wish to wish,

but if you wish the witch wishes,

I won't wish the wish you wish to wish.

5. 搞笑英文格言

One should love animals. They are so tasty.

每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃。

Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.

要节约用水，尽量和女友一起洗澡。

Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two .

每个成功男人的背后，都有一个女人；每个不成功男人的背后，都有两个。

Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives.

成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚。Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. ^

爱情就像照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养。

Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children.

后排座位上的小孩会发生意外，后排座位上的意外会生出小孩。〃

Your future depends on your dreams.〃

“现在的梦想决定着你的将来，”所以还是再睡一会吧。

〃Hard work never killed anybody."But why take the risk？ “努力工作不会导致死亡！”不过我不会用自己去证明。

God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.

上帝决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给你留了余地。

The more you learn,the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn?

学的越多，知道的越多；知道的越多，忘记的越多；忘记的越多，知道的越少，为什么学来着？

6. 幽默的英语,形容词

humorous[英][ˈhju:mərəs][美][ˈhjumərəs]

adj.幽默的； 风趣的； 滑稽的； 谐；

facetious[英][fəˈsi：ʃəs][美][fəˈsiʃəs]

adj.滑稽的； 爱开玩笑的； 轻率的； 好笑的；

adv.爱开玩笑地，乱引人发笑的；

n.滑稽；

网络：轻浮的，好开玩笑的； 幽默的； 喜开玩笑的；

giocoso[英][dʒəʊ'kəʊsəʊ][美][dʒoʊ'koʊsoʊ]

adv.<；意>；欢快地；

adj.嬉戏的；

网络：幽默的； 游戏的； 嬉戏地；

7. 谁帮帮忙

An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ." "Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know." 为我所用 一头大象对一只小老鼠说：“你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。”

“请再说一遍，让我把它记下来。”老鼠说。

“我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。 Two birls Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which? Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer. Teacher: Please tell us. Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparrow is beside the swallow. 两只鸟 老师： 这儿有两只鸟，一只是麻雀。

谁能指出哪只是燕子，哪只是麻雀吗？ 学生：我指不出，但我知道答案。 老师：请说说看。

学生：燕子旁边的就是麻雀，麻雀旁边的就是燕子。 The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, Ann?" "A lot of little holes tied together with strings." replied the little girl. 鱼网 "你能告诉我鱼网是什么做的吗，安？" 老师发问道。

"把许多小孔用绳子栓在一起就成了鱼网了。" 小女孩回答道。

The New Teacher George comes from school on the first of September. "George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother. "I didn\'t like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too。.." 新老师 9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。

"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗？" 妈妈问。 "妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6， 可后来又说2加4也得6。

" A physics Examination Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard. The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunderrolls? Nick\'s answer: Because our eyes are before ears. 一次物理考试 在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。 这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声？ 尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

amuzing moment 开心一刻 Small story major principle 小故事大道理。

8. 找个搞笑的英语笑话（用英语写的）,越短越好

Toothache Jim:Is that tooth still aching? I'd have that tooth out if it were mine.Tom:So would I if it were yours. 牙痛 吉姆：那颗牙还痛吗？如果那颗牙是我的，我就请人把它拔掉。

汤姆：如果那颗牙是你的，我也会这么做的。 WonderfulBoy: Doctor, will I be able to play the violin after this cast comes off my wrist?Doctor: Certainly, my son.Boy: Wonderful! I've never been able to play the violin before. 太好了！男孩：医生，我手腕上的石膏弄下去之后，我能拉小提琴吗？医生：当然能了，孩子。

男孩：太好了！我以前一直都不会拉小提琴。 Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa. 钞票不是万能的，有时还需要信用卡. One should love animals. They are so tasty. 每个人都应该热爱动物，因为它们很好吃. Love the neighbor. But don't get caught. 要用心去爱你的邻居，不过不要让她的老公知道. Behind every successful man, there is a woman. And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two. 每个成功男人的背后都有一个女人，每个不成功男人的背后都有两个女人。

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life. 再快乐的单身汉迟早也会结婚，幸福不是永久的嘛. The wise never marry, And when they marry they become otherwise. 聪明人都是未婚的，结婚的人很难再聪明起来. Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关名词，他会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚（联系）. Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today. 不要等明天交不上差再找借口， 今天就要找好. Love is photogenic. It needs darkness to develop. 爱情就象照片，需要大量的暗房时间来培养. Children in backseats cause accidents. Accidents in backseats cause children. 后排座位上的小孩会生出意外， 后排座位上的意外会生出小孩. "Your future depends on your dreams." So go to sleep. "现在的梦想决定着你的将来"，所以还是再睡一会吧. There should be a better way to start a day than waking up every morning. 应该有更好的方式开始新一天，而不是千篇一律的在每个上午都醒来. "Hard work never kills anybody." But why take the risk？ " 努力工作不会导致死亡！"不过我不会用自己去证明. "Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours！ " 工作好有意思耶！ 尤其是看着别人工作. God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends. 神决定了谁是你的亲戚，幸运的是在选择朋友方面他给了你留了余地。 When two's company, three's the result！ 两个人的状态是不稳定的，三个人才是！ A dress is like a barbed fence. It protects the premises without restricting the view. 服饰就象铁丝网，它阻止你冒然行动，但并不妨碍你尽情地观看. The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why bother to learn. 学的越多，知道的越多， 知道的越多；忘记的越多， 忘记的越多；知道的越少， 为什么学来着？。

9. 笑话..经典名句.经典谚语..要英语的..

Ten thousand years are too long ,seize the day ,seize the hour. 一万年太久，只争朝夕 Time and tide wait for no man ！ 时间不等人 Practise makes perfect.熟能生巧 A snow year,a rich year. 瑞雪兆丰年。

2.Like father,like son. 有其父必有其子。 3.If at first you don't succeed,try,try again. 初试不成功，努力勿懈怠。

4.After rain comes the sunshine. 苦尽甘来。 5.Living without an aim is like sailing without a compass. -----J.Ruskin 生活而无目标，犹如航海而无指南针。

——-J.鲁斯金 6.I like the dreams of the future better than the history of the past. -----Thomas Jefferson 我不缅怀过去的历史，而致力于未来的梦想。 ——-托马斯 杰弗逊。

10. 幽默的英语,形容词

humorous[英][ˈhju:mərəs][美][ˈhjumərəs]adj.幽默的； 风趣的； 滑稽的； 谐；facetious[英][fəˈsi：ʃəs][美][fəˈsiʃəs]adj.滑稽的； 爱开玩笑的； 轻率的； 好笑的； adv.爱开玩笑地，乱引人发笑的； n.滑稽； 网络：轻浮的，好开玩笑的； 幽默的； 喜开玩笑的； giocoso[英][dʒəʊ'kəʊsəʊ][美][dʒoʊ'koʊsoʊ]adv.<意>欢快地； adj.嬉戏的； 网络：幽默的； 游戏的； 嬉戏地；。

摘抄英文电影美句，附幽默点评

好电影很多，电影美句更不少，我们来摘抄一些：

1、Life was like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. 生命就像一盒巧克力，结果往往出人意料。（阿甘正传）

点评：对于未知，有人充满恐惧，有人充满期待，有人充满兴奋，有人充满迷茫。其实，如果没有未知，生命、生活才是最大的无情和无聊。所以，我们应该用期待的态度，迎接每一天的太阳。

2、I don't know if we each have a destiny, or if we're all just floating around accidental—like on a breeze. 我不懂我们是否有着各自的命运，还是只是到处随风飘荡。（阿甘正传）

点评：不管是命定，还是随风飘荡，我们要做的就是：保持一颗积极向上的、好奇的心，去快乐地生活。

3、You have got to put the past behind you before you can move on. 放下包袱，继续前进。（阿甘正传）

点评：放下过去的包袱，轻装上阵。往往回过头来，你会发现，原来过去的所谓包袱，也是生命长河中的点缀。它让你成长，让你成熟，让生命更加精彩。

4、If there is anything you need I will not be far away. 如果你需要什么，我会马上就到。（阿甘正传）

点评：真心地爱着一个人，24小时般的贴心服务，使命必达，这是多么一件令人幸福的事情啊，双方都是！爱者，动力满满；被爱者，幸福满满。

5、Nothing just happens,it's all part of a plan. 没有事情随随便便发生，都是计划的一部分。（阿甘正传）

点评：没有人能随随便便成功。所有的付出都会有回报。所以，只管去努力、去规划、去奋斗。不要得过且过，要有计划。

6、I'm not a smart man ,but I know what love is. 我并不聪明，但我知道什么是爱情。（阿甘正传）

点评：爱情跟脑关系不大，跟心关系更大。所以爱情不是斤斤计较，不是尔虞我诈。爱情是互相呵护、互相包容。

7、If you are ever in trouble, don't try to be brave, just run, just run away. 你若遇上麻烦，不要逞强，你就跑，远远跑开。（阿甘正传）

点评：有时候，不要逞强做无用功，君子不立于危墙之下，有些烦恼无需多想，只要抛开、跑开。

8、You know some birds are not meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. 你知道，有些鸟儿是注定不会被关在牢笼里的，它们的每一片羽毛都闪耀着自由的光辉。（肖申克的救赎）

点评：追求自由是最快乐的。无拘无束的欢喜，无与伦比。财富自由、时间自由、健康自由。

9、Hope is a good thing and maybe the best of things. And no good thing ever dies. 希望是一个好东西，也许是最好的，好东西是不会消亡的。（肖申克的救赎）

点评：无论何时何地，充满希望，自然就会有所改变。积极的态度，会给你惊喜。

10、After all, tomorrow is another day. 不管怎样，明天又是全新的一天。（乱世佳人）

点评：是啊，明天又是新的一天，充满希望，抛弃包袱，积极向上，享受每一天。

11、I love waking up in the morning and not knowing what's going to happen, or who I'm going to meet, where I'm going to wind up. 我喜欢早上起来时一切都是未知的，不知会遇见什么人，会有什么样的结局。（泰坦尼克号）

点评：喜欢自由的人，也喜欢未知，未知虽然不一定带来惊喜，但这就是生活的真谛。

12、To make each day count. 要让每一天都有所值。（泰坦尼克号）

点评：不要浪费每一天，每一天都值得努力和感受。

13、Success is a relative term. It brings so many relatives. 成功是一个相关词语，它会给你带来很多不相关的亲戚 /联系。（卡菲猫）

点评：穷在闹市无人问，富在深山有远亲。社会就是这么现实。

14、Your future depends on your dreams. So go to sleep. 你的梦想决定着你的将来，所以还是再睡一会吧。（卡菲猫）

点评：这句很幽默啊，原意是有梦想才有将来，却被表达成要做梦才有将来，所以继续睡懒觉。这个好，下次你女朋友叫你起床，你就用这句回她。

15、Save water. So shower with your girlfriend. 要节约用水，所以尽量和女友一起洗澡。

点评：这是真正的老司机语录啊，把啥啥说到环保的高度，牛！

16、Work fascinates me. I can look at it for hours! 工作好有意思耶! 尤其是看着别人工作。

点评：职场老油条，哈哈哈！

以上就是摘抄的英文电影美句啦。