押韵的句子经典语录

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押韵的句子经典语录1

1、吃饭不积极，脑袋有问题。

You don't eat actively, you have a brain problem.

2、了不起了不起，保温杯里泡枸杞。

It's amazing. Soak wolfberry in the thermos cup.

3、你不评他不赞，我的说说谁来看。

You don't comment, he doesn't like it. Who will come to see me.

4、可可爱爱，只有眼袋。

Lovely, only eye bags.

5、做你最爱，甜蜜且乖。

Be your favorite, sweet and sweet.

6、揉揉小猪头，万事不用愁。

Knead the little pig's head, nothing to worry about.

7、生活幸福，猪猪发福。

Life is happy, pigs get fat.

8、不哭不哭，眼泪是珍珠，哭多了变猪。

Don't cry, tears are pearls. If you cry more, you will become a pig.

9、每天一个小蛋糕，帅哥把你举高高。

Every day a small cake, handsome guy will lift you high.

10、凡事看得开，生活才能嗨。

Only when you see everything, can you enjoy life.

11、愿得一人心，免得老相亲。

May you have a heart, so that you don't keep dating.

12、每天多瘦一两斤，易烊千玺把你亲。

Lose one or two pounds a day, and Jackson Yee kisses you.

13、抽烟有害健康，爱我延年益寿。

Smoking is harmful to health, love me to live longer.

14、生活不易，猪猪叹气。

Life is not easy, pig sighs.

15、幸好我是小胖子，难过的时候还能摸摸自己的小肚子。

Fortunately, I'm a little fat man. I can feel my stomach when I'm sad.

16、风在吹，雨在下，我在为你打电话。

The wind is blowing, the rain is falling, I'm calling for you.

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押韵的句子经典语录2

个不高钱不掏，泛泛之交，別挑别挑

我与神明画押 神明骂我傻叉

葡萄美酒夜光杯，牛马一杯我一杯

山羊绵羊烤全羊，我是DJ喜羊羊。

一根直肠通大脑 学到多少拉多少

智者不入爱河 王八不吃秤砣

劝君更尽一杯酒，你说我丑那我走？

我与神明画押，神明骂我傻叉，顺手带走我妈，我妈静步反杀,神明出复活甲,砍我连带我妈

人未老想低保，小小年纪，难搞难搞

为你疯为你狂，为你变成殷世航

垂死梦中惊坐起 牛马竟是我自己

你有你的诗与远方 我有我的懒与嚣张

教堂的白鸽不会亲吻乌鸦，厕所的你不会饿着回家

我与神明画押 神明咔咔乱杀

对镜贴花黄，男儿当自强

巴山楚水凄凉地 蜜雪冰城甜蜜蜜

刷牙就用大蒜酱，神明闻了心荡漾

不要怕尴尬，你的尴尬让他比你还尴尬

男人别嚣张，不然全靠装

押韵的句子经典语录3

1、我是小熊饼干，爱吃小区保安

I'm a bear cookie. I love community security

2、你牛你牛你最牛，踩着板凳上月球。

You are the best. Step on the bench and go to the moon.

3、干啥啥不行，吃饭第一名。

You can't do anything. First place for dinner.

4、小猪小猪胖嘟嘟，吃完就睡呼噜噜。

Piggy piggy is fat and sleeps after eating.

5、天南地北四条街，打听打听谁是爹。

Four blocks apart. Ask who is Dad.

6、百因必有果，暴富叫上我。

A hundred causes will bear fruit, and sudden wealth will call me.

7、不笑运气变差，一笑脸就变大。

If you don't laugh, your luck gets worse, and your smiling face gets bigger.

8、横看成岭侧成峰，帅哥都是我老公。

Looking at the side of the mountain into a peak, handsome guys are my husband。

9、爱情小飞机，谁撞谁懵逼。

Love small plane, who hit who ignorant force.

10、要想生活有质量，天天都吃麻辣烫。

If you want to have quality of life, eat spicy hot every day.

11、我这野马不识归途，但你这小人我必须铲除。

I don't know the way home, but I must eradicate you.

12、鸡蛋鸭蛋荷包蛋，不爱我是小笨蛋。

Eggs, duck eggs, poached eggs, don't love me, I'm a little fool.

13、奶茶一杯开心加倍，奶茶两杯体重翻倍。

One cup of milk tea doubles happiness, and two cups of milk tea double weight.

14、天灵灵，地灵灵，再瘦十斤，肯定行。

Heaven and earth work properly. If you lose another ten kilograms, you'll be fine.

15、空气力气缺氧气，我是图图小淘气。

Air, strength, lack of oxygen. I'm Tutu, naughty boy.

16、跟着大哥混，三天饿九顿。

I'm hungry for nine meals in three days.

17、肚子胖胖，生活旺旺。

Fat belly, prosperous life.

18、草莓牛奶甜甜圈，云朵中间转圈圈。

Strawberry milk doughnut, circle in the middle of the clouds.

19、你早起我早起，老子就是了不起。

You get up early, I get up early, I'm great.

20、初恋无限好，只是挂的早。

First love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

21、散会散会 ，我啥都不会。

Break up, break up, I can't do anything.

22、小嘴一歪，立刻卖乖。

A crooked mouth, immediately sell a good boy.

23、日出江花红胜火，易烊千玺只爱我。

The sun rises, the river flowers bloom, the fire is red, Yiyang Qianxi only loves me.

24、看了为啥不点赞，欲擒故纵招数烂。

Why don't you like it? Hard to get is bad.